Utterly Mad

There's also the price thing though. Fast food is cheap compared to home made. Take the pizza for example. Unless you have some of the stuff already, and even then, making a pizza is prohibitively expensive. Last time I made pizza, I made my own dough and sauce, I had the cheese already. The pepperoni alone cost around 5$. Imagine if you don't have the stuff or know how to make the dough or the sauce yourself? That price jumps from 5$ to somewhere between 10$-20$. If you are weird and don't have cheese in your house, tack another 3$-5$ onto the cost, and that's just for a pepperoni pizza. If you want something more complex, you need mushrooms. 3$-4$. or maybe sausage, 5$-8$. Unless you have stuff on hand already, or just want a cheese pizza, making a pizza is expensive.

Another example, a very good one, is the cheeseburger.  Lets take the standard cheeseburger, beef, bun, cheese, mayonnaise. If you have 1$, you can buy a cheeseburger. cheap as fuck right? If you want to make a cheese burger and don't have any of the stuff on hand, it can cost anywhere from 3$ (for just the buns, because who keeps something as specific as hamburger buns around?) to 20$ (for everything, which is unlikely because who doesn't keep mayonnaise?)

just to keep with the meaning of the thread, here is a picture of a bed with cheeseburger pillows and blankets.

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