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Re: HUGLAGHALGHALGHAL
« Reply #181 on: March 31, 2015, 06:11:56 am »
So I just found out about this game today, its free and its in Early Alpha. But I didn't think it warranted its own thread post, so I'll put it here unless popularity grows, then I'll put up a thread and tell the creator about what I did.

"Now what is it?", I hear you ask. Well if you're an Otaku or Fukkin' Weeaboo then you'll know what Yandere means. (I had to research this) Basically Yandere is the cute, quiet, innocent girl who is actually a psychotic monster/stalker, they are basically a more violent version of a Tsundere.

So in this game I'm about to link, you play as a Yandere girl attempting to get Senpai-Chan/Kun to notice you. How do you do this? By murdering, slandering, or worse to Senpai's girlfriends; this is basically Hitman for crazed Weeaboos and people that like sandboxes with major consequences (basically me). Now the problem right now is that you can't win the game, and I lied about it being alpha, its still in the debug stage and buggy as hell.

But that doesn't mean it ain't fun:

General pery-ness and some really fucked up ways to 'hurt' Senpai's girlfriends are in the game
Spoiler: YandereSimulator (hover to show)

Here ya' go, now have fun trying to get Senpai to notice you.
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Re: HUGLAGHALGHALGHAL
« Reply #182 on: March 31, 2015, 06:15:30 am »
Oh yeah, I'm going to put a warning on my post, but I'm putting it here to elaborate on the 'worse' parts.

1. You can slander one of Senpai's girlfriends so much, that they become depressed and either A. Stop showing up to school, or B. Commit suicide because of your ass.

2. The main currency in the game (as of now) is panty shots, I shit you not. Basically you're in touch with some hacker chick that sells panty shots to dudes, and in return she'll give you favors (IE: Spawning a weapon, getting you blackmail, delaying the cops.)

3. You can do some really fucked up things if you put your mind to it. You can even take pictures of the people you've killed and put them up on your cork-board right next to pictures of Senpai as a reminder that he only needs you and no one else.

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Re: HUGLAGHALGHALGHAL
« Reply #183 on: March 31, 2015, 06:21:44 am »

I'd fucking drop kick an old lady, no questions asked.
I am always right when shark dicks are involved.
If it's not interrogation porn then it's poorly named and a missed opportunity.
Well, if you think about it, rape is for fun.
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Re: HUGLAGHALGHALGHAL
« Reply #184 on: March 31, 2015, 06:31:24 am »
Took me awhile to remember Yandere, I remember reading TVTrope articles about most of those Japanese terms. God there is so many.

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« Reply #185 on: March 31, 2015, 06:44:59 am »
I'd fucking drop kick an old lady, no questions asked.
I am always right when shark dicks are involved.
If it's not interrogation porn then it's poorly named and a missed opportunity.
Well, if you think about it, rape is for fun.
if utterly mad was any gayer, i'd shop here
I'd rather circumcise myself in a public place.
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Re: HUGLAGHALGHALGHAL
« Reply #186 on: March 31, 2015, 07:34:36 am »
So I just found out about this game today, its free and its in Early Alpha. But I didn't think it warranted its own thread post, so I'll put it here unless popularity grows, then I'll put up a thread and tell the creator about what I did.

"Now what is it?", I hear you ask. Well if you're an Otaku or Fukkin' Weeaboo then you'll know what Yandere means. (I had to research this) Basically Yandere is the cute, quiet, innocent girl who is actually a psychotic monster/stalker, they are basically a more violent version of a Tsundere.

So in this game I'm about to link, you play as a Yandere girl attempting to get Senpai-Chan/Kun to notice you. How do you do this? By murdering, slandering, or worse to Senpai's girlfriends; this is basically Hitman for crazed Weeaboos and people that like sandboxes with major consequences (basically me). Now the problem right now is that you can't win the game, and I lied about it being alpha, its still in the debug stage and buggy as hell.

But that doesn't mean it ain't fun:

General pery-ness and some really fucked up ways to 'hurt' Senpai's girlfriends are in the game
Spoiler: YandereSimulator (hover to show)

Here ya' go, now have fun trying to get Senpai to notice you.

'tck I can't get the game to run. I have to use the intel graphic cards (Which means I will get crappy FPS if the site is to be believe) but also the website hosting it seemed to have gone done just as my download was closed to finished. (I am unable to revisit the site so that is what I am assuming.)

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Re: HUGLAGHALGHALGHAL
« Reply #187 on: March 31, 2015, 12:53:42 pm »
I'd fucking drop kick an old lady, no questions asked.
I am always right when shark dicks are involved.
If it's not interrogation porn then it's poorly named and a missed opportunity.
Well, if you think about it, rape is for fun.
if utterly mad was any gayer, i'd shop here
I'd rather circumcise myself in a public place.
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Re: HUGLAGHALGHALGHAL
« Reply #188 on: March 31, 2015, 03:13:53 pm »

Looks like the Cat Army has learned mind control. We are all doomed to be cat slaves.

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Re: HUGLAGHALGHALGHAL
« Reply #189 on: March 31, 2015, 04:19:14 pm »

Looks like the Cat Army has learned mind control. We are all doomed to be cat slaves.
Of course cats have mind control! how'd you expect I type? like this:


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I'd fucking drop kick an old lady, no questions asked.
I am always right when shark dicks are involved.
If it's not interrogation porn then it's poorly named and a missed opportunity.
Well, if you think about it, rape is for fun.
if utterly mad was any gayer, i'd shop here
I'd rather circumcise myself in a public place.
Eh, I don't really find anyone's sig too unreasonable. Though Caconym's is almost unreasonable

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Re: HUGLAGHALGHALGHAL
« Reply #190 on: March 31, 2015, 04:37:42 pm »
+10 Weird Points if you know what Manga this is from.


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« Reply #191 on: March 31, 2015, 05:17:01 pm »
I'd fucking drop kick an old lady, no questions asked.
I am always right when shark dicks are involved.
If it's not interrogation porn then it's poorly named and a missed opportunity.
Well, if you think about it, rape is for fun.
if utterly mad was any gayer, i'd shop here
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Re: HUGLAGHALGHALGHAL
« Reply #192 on: March 31, 2015, 05:22:48 pm »
+10 Weird Points if you know what Manga this is from.

Nope but I like the surrealistic art.
I am a big fan of surreal stuff.

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Re: HUGLAGHALGHALGHALLHAGHAGHGUGHUAHG
« Reply #193 on: March 31, 2015, 05:24:55 pm »
I am no longer legitimately considering leaving this forum

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Re: HUGLAGHALGHALGHALLHAGHAGHGUGHUAHG
« Reply #194 on: March 31, 2015, 05:29:49 pm »
I'd fucking drop kick an old lady, no questions asked.
I am always right when shark dicks are involved.
If it's not interrogation porn then it's poorly named and a missed opportunity.
Well, if you think about it, rape is for fun.
if utterly mad was any gayer, i'd shop here
I'd rather circumcise myself in a public place.
Eh, I don't really find anyone's sig too unreasonable. Though Caconym's is almost unreasonable

 

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