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Re: Introduce yourself
« Reply #75 on: March 15, 2015, 04:21:35 pm »
*knock-knock-knocks on the door*
unless you are trying accommodate a massive pair of testicles or hiding a secret booze pouch, your pants are far too large.

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Re: Introduce yourself
« Reply #76 on: March 15, 2015, 04:24:54 pm »
*GAAASP*

LOOK ITS A COOL DUDE!
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« Reply #77 on: March 15, 2015, 06:06:22 pm »
*knock-knock-knocks on the door*

 ANOTHER MORTAL HAS DESCENDED INTO OUR REALM

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« Reply #78 on: March 15, 2015, 10:55:01 pm »
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unless you are trying accommodate a massive pair of testicles or hiding a secret booze pouch, your pants are far too large.

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Re: Introduce yourself
« Reply #79 on: March 16, 2015, 02:28:03 am »
Yoooo, Sniper!
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Re: Introduce yourself
« Reply #80 on: March 16, 2015, 04:36:04 am »
Back inna game, lads.

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Re: Introduce yourself
« Reply #81 on: March 16, 2015, 05:30:59 am »
Hey guys!  I finally made the move over here.  So sad to see what happened to the DDA forum, but all things have an end, good or bad.  Political correctness has no place in a free society, and when you go looking for opportunities to not offend people, you end up offending more people than you might have offended to begin with. 

Now, that being said, I'm just gonna go all tourettes for a moment here, because KA101:

BITCH CUNT FAGGOT SLUT SHIT ASS BALLS SON OF A BITCH ANUS PENIS VAGINA DICK BALLSACK PIECE OF SHIT GODAMNIT NIGGER CRACKER HONKEY DAGO GREASER KIKE DIKE DICK BOB SAGET!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Re: Introduce yourself
« Reply #82 on: March 16, 2015, 06:20:55 am »


BITCH CUNT FAGGOT SLUT SHIT ASS BALLS SON OF A BITCH ANUS PENIS VAGINA DICK BALLSACK PIECE OF SHIT GODAMNIT NIGGER CRACKER HONKEY DAGO GREASER KIKE DIKE DICK BOB SAGET!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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« Reply #83 on: March 16, 2015, 07:45:17 am »
I could name a lot more ethnic slurs there. Nice to see you made the move, more CATABROS are always welcome.
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Re: Introduce yourself
« Reply #84 on: March 16, 2015, 05:37:33 pm »
Eyyyyy, Hunter!
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Re: Introduce yourself
« Reply #85 on: March 16, 2015, 09:02:12 pm »
Back inna game, lads.

Hey guys!  I finally made the move over here.  So sad to see what happened to the DDA forum, but all things have an end, good or bad.  Political correctness has no place in a free society, and when you go looking for opportunities to not offend people, you end up offending more people than you might have offended to begin with. 

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BITCH CUNT FAGGOT SLUT SHIT ASS BALLS SON OF A BITCH ANUS PENIS VAGINA DICK BALLSACK PIECE OF SHIT GODAMNIT NIGGER CRACKER HONKEY DAGO GREASER KIKE DIKE DICK BOB SAGET!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Re: Introduce yourself
« Reply #86 on: March 16, 2015, 09:14:37 pm »
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Re: Introduce yourself
« Reply #87 on: March 16, 2015, 09:19:45 pm »
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Re: Introduce yourself
« Reply #88 on: March 17, 2015, 04:08:29 pm »
I introduce myslef, i am god.
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Re: Introduce yourself
« Reply #89 on: March 17, 2015, 08:30:22 pm »
I introduce myslef, i am god.
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