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Re: Introduce yourself
« Reply #105 on: March 28, 2015, 12:10:36 am »
Quote from: Element-C on March 27, 2015, 10:15:54 pm
Hi everyone, I'm Element-C, so enough about me, wheres the porn thread?

I was originally gonna do the whole satan text welcome, but the quote I came up with seemed to work better with a VHS-esque backgorund.



So, there you go. Welcome to the forum!
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Re: Introduce yourself
« Reply #106 on: March 28, 2015, 07:16:26 am »
Quote from: Element-C on March 27, 2015, 10:15:54 pm
Hi everyone, I'm Element-C, so enough about me, wheres the porn thread?
I think I might like this guy already!
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Re: Introduce yourself
« Reply #107 on: March 30, 2015, 10:45:51 pm »
Im gonna need a supply of fresh corpses, a hefty spool of fishing line, many suturing needles, and a cardboard box filled with bees. What are the bees for? You ask too many questions, its not important. just get the stuff.

Hello. I am the mummy of salts. A necromancer of some infamy. Not really, that would be Johannes Cabal.
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Re: Introduce yourself
« Reply #108 on: March 30, 2015, 10:48:38 pm »
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Im gonna need a supply of fresh corpses, a hefty spool of fishing line, many suturing needles, and a cardboard box filled with bees. What are the bees for? You ask too many questions, its not important. just get the stuff.

Hello. I am the mummy of salts. A necromancer of some infamy. Not really, that would be Johannes Cabal.
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Re: Introduce yourself
« Reply #109 on: March 30, 2015, 11:02:55 pm »
Quote from: saltmummy626 on March 30, 2015, 10:45:51 pm
Im gonna need a supply of fresh corpses, a hefty spool of fishing line, many suturing needles, and a cardboard box filled with bees. What are the bees for? You ask too many questions, its not important. just get the stuff.

Hello. I am the mummy of salts. A necromancer of some infamy. Not really, that would be Johannes Cabal.
Hmm... it seems

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Re: Introduce yourself
« Reply #110 on: March 31, 2015, 11:24:50 pm »
Speaking of feet, anyone willing to lend me a leg? Of course "lend" implies you'll get it back, the truth of the matter is that I have no intention of returning it.
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Re: Introduce yourself
« Reply #111 on: March 31, 2015, 11:37:14 pm »
Quote from: saltmummy626 on March 31, 2015, 11:24:50 pm
Speaking of feet, anyone willing to lend me a leg? Of course "lend" implies you'll get it back, the truth of the matter is that I have no intention of returning it.
Give me two goats and a cheese block and we have a deal.
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Re: Introduce yourself
« Reply #112 on: April 02, 2015, 12:27:35 am »
Is fresh goat, straight from mothers uterus, is good deal yes?
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Quote from: Perigrin on April 02, 2015, 11:25:09 pm
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Re: Introduce yourself
« Reply #113 on: April 02, 2015, 12:36:25 am »
Quote from: Exodus on April 02, 2015, 12:27:35 am
Is fresh goat, straight from mothers uterus, is good deal yes?
As long as you sacrifice the mother goat to Jesus's holy rectum.
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Re: Introduce yourself
« Reply #114 on: April 02, 2015, 12:47:18 am »
Thats...odd.
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Quote from: Perigrin on April 02, 2015, 11:25:09 pm
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Re: Introduce yourself
« Reply #115 on: April 02, 2015, 12:47:52 am »
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Re: Introduce yourself
« Reply #116 on: April 02, 2015, 12:56:34 am »
Rhodri, the mods are so going to kill us.
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Quote from: Perigrin on April 02, 2015, 11:25:09 pm
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Re: Introduce yourself
« Reply #117 on: April 02, 2015, 12:57:01 am »
I'm watching you, fucks.
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« Reply #118 on: April 02, 2015, 12:57:55 am »
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I'm watching you, fucks.
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Re: Introduce yourself
« Reply #119 on: April 02, 2015, 12:58:17 am »
Does that mean I win?
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