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Re: Last Human on Earth.
« Reply #30 on: March 23, 2015, 05:36:18 pm »
i would cheer. come on, the rest of your life to do whatever until all the buildings n shit broke down.
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Re: Last Human on Earth.
« Reply #31 on: March 24, 2015, 03:08:05 am »
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Re: Last Human on Earth.
« Reply #32 on: March 24, 2015, 03:11:07 am »
There'd be so much military ordnance just lying around for the taking, you could level an entire city for absolutely no reason.
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Re: Last Human on Earth.
« Reply #33 on: March 24, 2015, 09:10:36 pm »
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There'd be so much military ordnance just lying around for the taking, you could level an entire city for absolutely no reason.
How many people actually know how to use all that military ordnance?
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Re: Last Human on Earth.
« Reply #34 on: March 24, 2015, 09:17:55 pm »
I'd probably die doing something stupid. Like hiking across the United States, or firing a gun for the first time, or swimming in nuclear power plant runoff. They all sound like awesome things to do until you get to the details. Dehydration, sudden and painful radiation poisoning, "okay so now do i pull the-" *BLAM*
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Re: Last Human on Earth.
« Reply #35 on: March 24, 2015, 09:30:59 pm »
Most probably doing something stupid, breaking your leg, and dying if the pain is so unbearable that you can't move for food.
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Re: Last Human on Earth.
« Reply #36 on: March 25, 2015, 02:21:04 pm »
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There'd be so much military ordnance just lying around for the taking, you could level an entire city for absolutely no reason.
How many people actually know how to use all that military ordnance?
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You'd have the time to learn, I'm sure a lot of military equipment comes with instruction manuals.
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Re: Last Human on Earth.
« Reply #37 on: March 25, 2015, 03:04:12 pm »
I'm pretty sure there'd be some kind of... y'know... super tight security to getting to such powerful missiles and stuff. Unless you're the best hacker ever, good luck levelling off an entire city.
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Re: Last Human on Earth.
« Reply #38 on: March 25, 2015, 05:25:54 pm »
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I'm pretty sure there'd be some kind of... y'know... super tight security to getting to such powerful missiles and stuff. Unless you're the best hacker ever, good luck levelling off an entire city.
You'd be surprised.
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Re: Last Human on Earth.
« Reply #39 on: March 25, 2015, 08:34:04 pm »
Under the assumption that everyone simply vanished in an instant it's pretty likely some stuff would just be left out, artillery of some kind, which generally isn't difficult to operate unless its mechanised artillery, operating it without possibly killing yourself might be a whole different thing but hey, you're gonna die some time right?
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Re: Last Human on Earth.
« Reply #40 on: March 26, 2015, 04:00:53 pm »
Most cities would not resist too much, you know. Never saw the "Earth: Population 0" program?
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Re: Last Human on Earth.
« Reply #41 on: March 26, 2015, 05:24:21 pm »
I honestly don't know.

But I can guarantee one thing. I'll probably end up killing myself by: A. Hitting a concrete barrier I didn't see coming... on a bike going over 100RPM. B. From falling off a great height and my parachute doesn't deploy. C. Putting the wrong wire on the wrong fuse and blowing up myself, and/or blowing up a tank I will most likely steal and drive around. D. Crash landing in a plane. E. Getting mauled by a pissed off brown bear.

Or finally... Z. Getting killed by another human, then I realize that I was never the last human on Earth. I die feeling overcome with Joy, Rage, and a funny feeling knowing that even when there's two(?) people left on the planet they will ultimately kill each other thus leaving them the actual last (wo)man on the Earth.
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Re: Last Human on Earth.
« Reply #42 on: March 31, 2015, 11:28:09 pm »
Wander around and go through peoples things. I would do so much of that.
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Re: Last Human on Earth.
« Reply #43 on: April 01, 2015, 10:57:04 am »
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Re: Last Human on Earth.
« Reply #44 on: April 01, 2015, 11:13:50 am »
I'll make the Homestuck cast outta boredom, or find Andrew Hussie's house.
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