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Re: Out-Of-Context Thread
« Reply #105 on: December 10, 2016, 05:01:10 am »
(01:54:47) Forrest: Hey Jack, I know what you're thinkin'
(01:54:54) Forrest: That now's as good as any to start drinkin'
(01:54:57) Forrest: Hey Scotty!
(01:54:59) Forrest: Yeah?
(01:55:05) Forrest: What's it gonna be?
(01:55:18) Forrest: Well, gin and tonic sounds mighty mighty good to me!
(01:55:27) Forrest: Yeah I know I gotta go, it's the same thing every time
(01:55:40) Forrest: But I don't think another drink's gonna make me lose my mind!
(01:55:49) Forrest: So I'll think-about-my-next-drink
(01:55:59) Forrest: And it's you and me and the bottle makes three tonight

IT CONTINUES

(02:01:15) Forrest: Well I know this cat named Mo
(02:01:19) Forrest: He wanders to and fro
(02:01:25) Forrest: He's in my favorite watering hole
(02:01:36) Forrest: I says "hey, Mo, how ya doin', where have ya been?"
(02:01:48) Forrest: He says "I been fine with my whiskey, wine, and gin!"

This is awful

(02:07:57) Forrest: So lemme tell you 'bout this cat I once met
(02:08:04) Forrest: Smoooth talker with an export cigarette
(02:08:14) Forrest: I don't believe I ever saw him without a cocktail in his hand
(02:08:24) Forrest: And no-one swings as hard to the big bad voodoo band!
(02:08:32) Forrest: He strolls through the city like a big old alley cat
(02:08:43) Forrest: With his pinstripe suit and his big bad voodoo hat
(02:08:52) Forrest: I don't believe I ever saw him without a kitten on his hand
(02:09:04) Forrest: And no-one swings as hard to the big bad voodoo band!
(02:09:39) Forrest: Hey Mr. Pinstripe Suit! Hey Mr. Heidie-Heidie-Ho! Well I know you got the answers we all wanna knooow
(02:10:02) Forrest: Hey Mr. Wingtip Shoes! Hey Mr. Always on the Gooo! Well I know you got the answers, yeah, we all wanna knooooow
« Last Edit: December 10, 2016, 05:13:27 am by Forrest »
Area Record 1782:
Date: 08/29/██

Event: An elderly human feeding itself to a group of kakapo. Did not express pain, appeared ambivalent.

 

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