Utterly Mad

(10:54:20) Mrnocamera: well alright then force us all to do stuff when only one person wanted to do it
(10:57:49) Discord: Hey, not my fault
(10:58:05) Discord: I just didn't feel like expounding on every controversial topic known to man or lizardfolk
(10:59:49) Discord: Hey Vulnus
(10:59:57) RedVulnus: hi
(11:00:29) Discord: Oh boy, now we might get to sing the lizard folk national anthem to start the day
(11:02:22) Mrnocamera: We all hail the Greaters before we get out of bed.
(11:03:29) RedVulnus: brb
(11:03:35) Discord: Now this is a story
All about how
My life got flipped turned upside down
And if you have a minute
I'll get your scales a tingling
And tell you all about how I became lizard king of new england
(11:03:36) Mrnocamera: eyy, velvet shell installed
(11:04:07) Mrnocamera: It's tricky to mutate a tail?
(11:04:08) Mrnocamera: I dunno
(11:05:10) Discord: In west old Arkham,
I was born and raised,
In the science lab's where I spent most of my days
Plotting, experiementing, cursing the fools
And looking for ways to change the human gene pools
(11:06:14) Discord: When a couple of guys in government suits
Came to my school to get some new recruits
I showed one spark of brilliance
Which gave them some inklin'
They said
You're moving to a top secret lab in new england
(11:07:38) Mrnocamera: FUCK
(11:07:47) Mrnocamera: I bought the wrong skin.
(11:07:53) Discord: I begged and pleaded with them day after day
To give me some class mates to play with on the way
They gave me some jocks
And then they gave me preppies
I put my lab gloves on and said "Might as well inject these"
(11:08:14) Mrnocamera: This one's still good looking but it's not quite having A FLAMING BULL on my gun
(11:10:58) Discord: At the lab, whoa this ain't bad
Got way more tech than I ever had
Is this what the folks of new england be sciencing like?
Hey, this might be alright
(11:11:22) Mrnocamera: Stop being good at making up rhymes.
(11:12:06) Discord: But wait, I hear it's chilly, long winters, all that,
It seems like it's foolish to now make a man/cat,
You know I think that
There could be blizzards
And we'd all live longer if we became lizards
(11:13:17) RedVulnus: back
(11:13:28) Mrnocamera: Welcome back
(11:14:36) Discord: The tank opened up and when the thing came out
I knew it was plain that I brought my A game out
I smiled with a rictus
I had only jut got here
And now my place as king of lizards was clear
(11:16:17) Discord: I called for an assistant, and when he came near
I grabbed up a needle, and I stabbed him in the ear
If anything the change that happened next was queer,
And i thought "yo homie,
The future is here"
(11:16:44) Discord: This would be so much easier if people would stop bothering me
(11:17:39) Mrnocamera: I'm just gonna go with Howell's thing unless he posts in the time it takes me to decide what to say.
(11:18:12) Discord: I stuck myself about 8 hours later
And yelled to my people "Yo homies, I'm a Greater"
I look at my species
Who were eating and mingling,
And sat on my throne, Lizard King of New England
(11:18:28) Discord: DUN DA DUN DUN DA DUNN DUN
(11:18:40) Mrnocamera: staaaph
(11:19:02) Discord: That's the end of the song
(11:19:16) Discord: And I decree it's now the official theme of the Lizard people