Utterly Mad

(19:30:00) Mrnocamera: The Lessers save the day because lizards don't have boobs.
(19:30:30) Mrnocamera: And also probably because it's like, winter and everyone's too cold to do shit.
(19:31:04) Discord: Lessers start protesting because they find the term derogatory and it's 'their' word. Greaters and close start protesting because people keep assuming their genders
(19:32:20) Mrnocamera: Lessers start referring to each other as "My lessah", and Greaters and Close both start rioting.
(19:33:28) Discord: A militant branch of PETA survives the apocalypse. Renaming themselves PETAH, they demand humans and cows be treated the same as lizards. Chaos insues
(19:34:01) Mrnocamera: Moose are still fine to eat though.
(19:34:04) Mrnocamera: Fuck moose.
(19:34:58) Discord: A lesser is caught fucking a moose. It's a little weird and ends up not making for much of a plot hook
(19:35:39) Mrnocamera: A Greater is caught fucking a cow. It's incredibly weird and ends up not making for much of a plot hook.
(19:37:01) Discord: PETAH lobbies on behalf of interspecies relationships. Uncomfortable questions are asked as to whether or not fucking turtles is actually interspecies
(19:37:54) Discord: A cow is caught fucking a Greater, and the bovines reveal themselves to be the higher intelligent results of a lesser known mutagen. The trap is sprung and they become our new overlords
(19:38:10) Mrnocamera: The pirates that invaded earlier come back with a turtle so they can see if it's weird or not.
(19:38:21) Mrnocamera: They find the cows living there and quietly leave.
(19:38:38) Discord: It turns out it's really not that weird relative to the rest of the stuff going on. Still not much of a plot hook
(19:39:14) Mrnocamera: A species of uplifted squid surface as antagonists for an arc.
(19:39:33) Mrnocamera: The arc is promptly ended when we just eat them.
(19:39:33) Discord: They then un-surface because they can't stay out of the water very long
(19:39:49) Discord: Oh. I like yours better
(19:41:07) Discord: The Alphas start a frat. It's pretty annoying
(19:41:19) Mrnocamera: Heh.
(19:41:35) Mrnocamera: You can hear their shitty music from our lab.
(19:41:51) Mrnocamera: It keeps a couple of Closers up all night.
(19:42:15) Discord: They stop by occasionally, alternating between asking Von Koester if he needs his fence painted, and trying to mack on lessers
(19:43:06) Mrnocamera: PETAH eventually bring up the problem of Closers being halfway between lizard and human, Closers riot because they think their species is being assumed.
(19:43:58) Discord: The Alphas totally end up boning that hot hippy chick from PETAH. She has a kid, and then like, her priorities totally changed, bro.
(19:44:30) Mrnocamera: Man all of this is better than the actual RP.
(19:45:08) Discord: I agree vehemently
(19:45:47) Mrnocamera: that's a big word and it's 3 am almost
(19:46:00) Mrnocamera: oh that's what it means
(19:46:42) Mrnocamera: I continued Sixposting in the politics thread, Lyca0n is apparently replying already.
(19:46:48) Mrnocamera: VERMIN SUPREME 4 PREZ
(19:46:51) Mrnocamera: FREE PONIES FOR EVERYONE
(19:48:16) Discord: Vermin Supreme runs 4 prez. He is eaten because reptiles
(19:48:45) Mrnocamera: He's eaten because his cabinet is entirely made up of big cats and THE REPTILIANS
(19:48:58) Mrnocamera: He still gives out ponies from the afterlife
(19:49:35) Discord: PETAH protests as the ponies are either eaten, or die horribly from crushed spines as massive greaters try to ride them
(19:50:03) Mrnocamera: Lessers protest because they can't eat ponies properly.
(19:50:27) Mrnocamera: This is around where the lizard mutants start seeing through their facade.
(19:50:42) Discord: Cows protest because the ponies start taking all the jerbs as foodstuffs
(19:50:47) Discord: Yeah, seems logical
(19:51:27) Mrnocamera: So they're like the 'cow' in The Restaurant At The End of The Universe?
(19:51:46) Discord: I dunno if I read that one
(19:51:50) Mrnocamera: Meet the meat, and he recommends his rump because he's been working out and it's especially lean.
(19:52:03) Mrnocamera: Second Hitchhiker's book.
(19:52:06) Discord: Oh. No, they go on hunger strikes
(19:52:35) Mrnocamera: darn ponies stealin our jerbs
(19:53:25) Discord: Vermin Supreme starts becoming more dictatorial, and insists on being called The Supreme Vermin
(19:54:01) Discord: Riots happen, even though nothing else changes
(19:54:13) Mrnocamera: Vermin Supreme starts mutating into a rat and PETAH goes nuts.
(19:55:56) Discord: A schism begins to form in PETAH over mutagen. Some insist it should be treated as an equal as it has animal DNA. Others decide they are kind of sick of PETAH's bullshit
(19:56:47) Mrnocamera: The debates end when one party member on the side of mutagen mutates into a dinosaur and eats everyone.
(19:57:04) Mrnocamera: The lizards now have a sick T-Rex.
(19:57:07) Mrnocamera: Suck it, Alphas.
(19:57:38) Discord: The Alphas get a really, really sick audio-visual setup for the frathouse, as will as fibre optic internet
(19:58:04) Discord: The T-Rex demands a pension, claiming it is owed 20 million years in backpay
(19:58:46) Mrnocamera: Aulia tries to persuade Von Koester to get a better lounge setup because our sofa is 30 years old and the TV is from 2013.
(20:00:02) Discord: Von Koester, his status as old fucker threatened by the T-Rex, ramps up his efforts and being a hateful, grumpy codger. He walks around yelling that we can't afford a new TV because someone keeps messing with the thermostat
(20:00:19) Mrnocamera: i was about to say literally the same thing
(20:00:22) Mrnocamera: goddamnit
(20:00:53) Discord: Foster calls him a paranoid old fool, then immediately fucks with the thermostat as soon as he walks away
(20:01:39) Discord: Why can't the RP be this instead?
(20:01:43) Mrnocamera: The Lesser notekeeper turns out to be the only actual Lesser in the lab when the rest leave to join the Alphas.
(20:02:01) Mrnocamera: He's forced to clean up all the paper cups.
(20:02:32) Discord: The Greaters say he's a good, smart young man for sticking with the scientists, but snicker and call him a loser behind his back
(20:03:48) Mrnocamera: So, in summary: We made a better RP, destroyed the post-apocalyptic PETA with a T-Rex, lost like half of the population, turned the only established major threat into a frat house and made Von Koester even grumpier.
(20:04:28) Mrnocamera: The remaining council members eventually tire of the notekeeper's stupid questions and kick him out.
(20:04:47) Discord: Also defeated two major threats - the squid, and the cows, by eating them or driving them into poverty
(20:05:12) Mrnocamera: The last remaining thing is the moose.
(20:05:22) Discord: Oh yeah.
(20:05:23) Discord: Hm
(20:05:52) Discord: It takes up with an Alpha. A baby is born, but the neighbours gossip that it looks a little scaly
(20:06:51) Mrnocamera: The resulting baby tries to become a diplomat for peace between the different groups, but gives up at 5 and starts drinking heavily.
(20:07:52) Discord: He leaves the group, wondering where it went wrong, and vowing to start his own community where all will be accepted
(20:08:10) Discord: He is killed within days by protesters who are angry he assumed their acceptance
(20:08:44) Mrnocamera: Aulia, having joined the Alphas, finds out that she's actually the chosen one for the lizards.
(20:08:58) Mrnocamera: She shrugs it off and continues partying all night.
(20:10:24) Discord: The close, seeing their civilization crumble, decide to start their own frat. It doesn't go well and ends up being like a really un-funny animal house
(20:11:11) Mrnocamera: The Greater try to go into hibernation, but ultimately fail due to Foster messing with the thermostat again.
(20:12:42) Discord: Von Koester, having explained repeatedly that turning the heat up to 30 doesn't make the bunker heat up any faster, destroys the thermostat. He dies days later of heart attack caused by a combination of heat exhausting and seeing the gas bill after THE GODDAMN FURNACE NEVER SHUT OFF
(20:14:26) Discord: The T-Rex is elected "new old fucker", but spends most of his time over at the frat house trying to be the cool, wise old guy. It's a little creepy, but he's Ashley's roomate and always has the good mutagens, so like, don't say anything, ok bro?
(20:16:09) Discord: I care so much more about these characters than any I've made for any other RP
(20:16:34) Mrnocamera: I'm more invested in this than I have been in anything else.
(20:17:20) Discord: Needs more tragedy, then