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Re: Out-Of-Context Thread
« Reply #75 on: September 23, 2016, 09:32:12 pm »
Where would I find it? I would like to contribute to this thread.
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Re: Out-Of-Context Thread
« Reply #76 on: September 23, 2016, 10:33:06 pm »
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Re: Out-Of-Context Thread
« Reply #77 on: September 27, 2016, 03:34:55 am »
I still don't really understand why we can't say The Almighty Granola Bar.
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« Reply #78 on: September 27, 2016, 06:03:22 am »


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« Reply #79 on: September 30, 2016, 12:09:08 pm »
One of those personal lines i do not cross is wrestling naked men in a bathtub.

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« Reply #80 on: October 04, 2016, 12:35:05 am »
Lube is bad scuba gear and don't bang in the ocean.
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« Reply #81 on: October 04, 2016, 09:19:32 am »
That's the talk of a quitter, are you a quitter?
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Re: Out-Of-Context Thread
« Reply #82 on: October 10, 2016, 03:24:54 am »
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Re: Out-Of-Context Thread
« Reply #83 on: October 10, 2016, 07:17:21 pm »
a few bits of C4 and missdirection are MUCH better at causing chaos than a simple Sword
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« Reply #84 on: October 10, 2016, 07:33:28 pm »
"I can carry up to 115 KG and my backpack isn't full of pythons this time."
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« Reply #85 on: October 10, 2016, 10:39:53 pm »
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Re: Out-Of-Context Thread
« Reply #86 on: October 11, 2016, 12:49:39 am »
Honestly "sexually pleasured a shark and lived" would be a great explanation for a massive scar
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« Reply #87 on: October 11, 2016, 04:32:44 pm »
"I would ride with you but I am the lord of fucking darkness and you drive a Prius so...you know..."
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Re: Out-Of-Context Thread
« Reply #88 on: October 15, 2016, 05:27:07 pm »
Don't you hate it when you're trying to heal, and your cat detonates next to you?
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Re: Out-Of-Context Thread
« Reply #89 on: October 19, 2016, 02:26:47 am »
Ten thousand fists is not appropriate bedroom music
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