Utterly Mad

Nice to know I make up like half the chat based quotes

[01:31 AM]   Literal Scum: I don't even have a dick
[01:31 AM]   Literal Scum: Just a little pistol where one should be
[01:32 AM]   Jeff Derringer pulls down your pants. Is face to face with a gun. Sweats profusely.
[01:32 AM]   Isaac day: _{Lick it}
[01:32 AM]   Literal Scum: Excuse me no touch
[01:33 AM]   Literal Scum: I'm not afraid to shoot
[01:34 AM]   Jeff Derringer just plays it safe and raises his hands slowly in the air.
[01:34 AM]   Isaac day: _{Lick the barrel, the safety is on}
[01:35 AM]   Jeff Derringer: I don't think I want death by dickpistol on my grave.
[01:37 AM]   Literal Scum thrusts groin and makes bang sounds

(16:27:48) Mrnocamera: Can I die yet
(16:27:58) Forrest: Fuckin' white rich suburban American party drinks
(16:28:17) Mrnocamera: Ha
(16:28:20) Mrnocamera: Anerica
(16:28:25) Mrnocamera: nercia
(16:28:27) Forrest: NICE
(16:28:31) Mrnocamera: nercia
(16:28:32) Mrnocamera: CUCK
(16:28:34) Forrest: N I C E
(16:28:34) Mrnocamera: GUCK
(16:28:36) Mrnocamera: FUCK
(16:28:54) Mrnocamera: ANNEEXIA
(16:28:56) Mrnocamera: FUCJ
(16:28:57) Forrest: GOOD C U C K 100100100100100100
(16:29:08) Mrnocamera: FUCKLE MY KNUCKLE
(16:29:09) Forrest: CUCK WIZARD RANK ATTAINED
(16:29:12) Forrest: PLAY OF THE GAME
(16:29:15) Forrest: KINGSLAYER
(16:29:17) Forrest: NOSEBREAKER
(16:29:27) Forrest: LOOT BOX UNLOCKED
(16:29:34) Mrnocamera: C U C K E D
(16:29:44) Mrnocamera: G E T C U C K E D
(16:29:49) Forrest: Justice rains from above
(16:30:08) Mrnocamera: Cucks rain from below

"On the PS4 Pro, kid's got them Scouse eyebrows.   Regular one's got that weak eyebrow game, mate."

"I typed in porn, and porn came up! I typed in breakfast, and porn came up! It's the perfect system!"

"I gently caressed this weasel and it just kinda...fell apart."

And then a snake eats the eggs, and I think that's hilarious.