I've stabbed you in the chest.
What do.
You mean thorax?
I would die, because the size of the knife is probably even bigger than me.
Hey how was your day?
Do yo like to kiss guys?
reference to Bo Burnham
I am straight, so no. Unless its Bo Burnham I'm kissing.
Or you. 
GODDAMMIT RHODRI!
On a serious note, have you ever seriously planned a murder?
I have planned the murder and subsequent consumption of many Bushbrown butterflies, and have succeeded in many of previously planned butterfly murders.
(Serious answer is no.)
What are your thoughts about Dr. Who?
I never got around to watching it, but from what I've seen and heard, I believe I would enjoy watching it if I do.