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Re: Riddle me this
« Reply #15 on: April 05, 2015, 06:46:36 pm »
I guessed ice...
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Re: Riddle me this
« Reply #16 on: April 06, 2015, 02:33:31 am »
All day long it's in and out. I discharge loads from my shaft.
Both men and women go down on me. What am I ?

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I'd fucking drop kick an old lady, no questions asked.
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I am always right when shark dicks are involved.
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If it's not interrogation porn then it's poorly named and a missed opportunity.
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Well, if you think about it, rape is for fun.
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Eh, I don't really find anyone's sig too unreasonable. Though Caconym's is almost unreasonable

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Re: Riddle me this
« Reply #17 on: April 07, 2015, 01:19:50 am »
I love riddles! Some of these will prolly be easy.

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A beast of metal in a tunnel of steel, before it may attack it must first be pulled back.
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step on the living, they don't even mumble.
step on the dead, they mutter and grumble.
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Who makes it, has no need of it.
Who buys it, has no use for it.
Who uses it can neither see nor feel it.
What is it?
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a man works in a butchers shop,
he is six feet tall and size 9 shoes,
what does he weigh?
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Re: Riddle me this
« Reply #18 on: April 07, 2015, 10:24:22 pm »
Didn't get any of those right Salt.
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Re: Riddle me this
« Reply #19 on: April 08, 2015, 03:23:47 am »
What goes in dry and hard, but comes out wet and soft?


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I'd fucking drop kick an old lady, no questions asked.
Quote from: Random_Dragon on August 10, 2016, 07:41:03 pm
I am always right when shark dicks are involved.
Quote from: SiegeLion on September 28, 2015, 10:43:59 am
If it's not interrogation porn then it's poorly named and a missed opportunity.
Quote from: TheFunsizeNinja on September 21, 2015, 03:28:57 pm
Well, if you think about it, rape is for fun.
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if utterly mad was any gayer, i'd shop here
Quote from: SiegeLion on April 11, 2015, 08:18:22 am
I'd rather circumcise myself in a public place.
Quote from: Six on July 12, 2016, 11:51:47 pm
Eh, I don't really find anyone's sig too unreasonable. Though Caconym's is almost unreasonable

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Re: Riddle me this
« Reply #20 on: April 08, 2015, 07:49:07 am »
Quote from: Caconym on April 08, 2015, 03:23:47 am
What goes in dry and hard, but comes out wet and soft?


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What goes in wet and soft, but comes out dry and hard?


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he is a duck, i am a batman villain.
Quote from: Caconym on May 01, 2015, 05:43:24 am
Stop digging up the horse's corpse for a new round of beatings.

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Re: Riddle me this
« Reply #21 on: April 08, 2015, 08:17:06 pm »
all of us are little creatures,
all of us have different features,
one of us in glass is set,
one of us youll find in jet,
another of us in tin so bold,
one of us is boxed in gold,
and if the fifth you should pursue,
It will never fly from you.

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brothers and sisters,
I have none,
but this mans father,
is my fathers son.
who is this man?
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man walks over,
man walks under,
in times of war he burns asunder.
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I'm really just a sexy skeleton in a suit.
Quote from: SiegeLion on December 01, 2015, 07:48:24 pm
Fingering techniques are very important
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Using guns while sober? Sounds like you're a coward.
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Yes, little hats for every noodle.
Quote from: Random_Dragon on November 06, 2016, 02:27:14 pm
Everyone is forks it seems.
"Everything is fucked forever, and ever, and ever." -Forrest 2016

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Re: Riddle me this
« Reply #22 on: April 11, 2015, 04:28:44 pm »
 What do men keep in their pants that their partners sometimes blow?

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Quote from: Wilson on October 31, 2016, 01:14:56 pm
I'd fucking drop kick an old lady, no questions asked.
Quote from: Random_Dragon on August 10, 2016, 07:41:03 pm
I am always right when shark dicks are involved.
Quote from: SiegeLion on September 28, 2015, 10:43:59 am
If it's not interrogation porn then it's poorly named and a missed opportunity.
Quote from: TheFunsizeNinja on September 21, 2015, 03:28:57 pm
Well, if you think about it, rape is for fun.
Quote from: Super Level Furaotic on August 05, 2015, 07:29:21 am
if utterly mad was any gayer, i'd shop here
Quote from: SiegeLion on April 11, 2015, 08:18:22 am
I'd rather circumcise myself in a public place.
Quote from: Six on July 12, 2016, 11:51:47 pm
Eh, I don't really find anyone's sig too unreasonable. Though Caconym's is almost unreasonable
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