Utterly Mad

THE STREAM WILL START TOMORROW TODAY AT 7PM CENTRAL TIME(?) I DON'T REALLY KNOW MY TIMEZONE YET!

Okay so by the way I titled the thing you know I'm going to start a series of SKYRIM HARDCORE SURVIVAL WITH FROST-FALL AND HARDCORE NEEDS YEAAAHHHHH! (which will also be heavily modded with silly shit, for the reasons below)

But not only have I done that, but I've basically gotten a full The Sims/The Ship needs system. And did you know there's only one 'toilet' needs mod out there? And that its slightly pornographic with certain poses and models? BECAUSE ITS ON FUCKING SEXLAB AND ITS CALLED PRIVATE NEEDS! DO YOU KNOW HOW FUCKING AWKWARD IT WAS DOWNLOADING THAT THING AND 'TESTING' IT!

Anyway, its on the level of Ark: Survival Evolved. The character doesn't peel out of their clothes anymore, and I'm pretty sure the little 'stream' is still a radioactive white flood of pixels.

Now you maybe asking, "AJ what the fuck man, why are you doing this?" I will answer that question with a simple: Do you know all those people on survival game boards that go, "WHY CAN'T MY CHARACTER GO TO THE BATHROOM IT'D BE WAAAY MORE REALISTIC! AND WHY ISN'T THERE A TEMP SYSTEM! WHY ISN'T CALORIES FACTORED IN!" and all that other bullshit where they go 'muh realisms'. This is something I've wanted to do for a long time and see if a hyper-realistic harsh climate woods shitting simulator would actually be as good as these people would suggest. And kinda dissect if that level of simulation could even be considered entertainment, or if it really does make you feel more 'in-tune' with your character.


So with that we'll be starting tomorrow with the female Argonian that Bubbadoo has already met on Hippie Station, "Dank-Threads" the hippie Argonian that hugs trees, lives out in the woods, and does other fairy shit while stabbing bears to death. We'll basically be a hunter, we only head into town to sell pelts and pick up things to make a better camp with, and our main goal is to just survive as long as possible while potentially doing the main quest.


So here's the current mod list:

Frostfall
Hunterborn
Wet&Cold
German Porn Simulator Private Needs
Some cosmetic mods for the bows and arrows
Cloaks of Skyrim
Some weapon mods
Baked Beans of Skyrim (this one is actually pretty funny. Here's a hint: superfart that KOs people)
Bandits of Skyrim
Skyrim of Skyrim
SkyUI
The Skyrim Script Extender
Possibly MACHO MANNNN RANDY SAVAGE dragons
Enhanced Blood Textures
Alternate Start- Live another life
Some of the Needs Mods that actually count calories and protein, it was Advanced Basic Needs or something along those lines.

And several more that improve the combat to be more skill based then stat-based, and some to help beef up archery a bit.

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If you have any mod suggestions that'd make it harder, funnier, or just plain fucking weirder for this playthrough feel free to put them down. But I need to head to bed now, I got invited to tour the Art Institute tomorrow today so I kinda wanna do that. It doesn't end until the afternoon and I don't know how far the drive is.


But there will be a "humorous" announcement video for the stream going up on the channel today. With me explaining the why, the how, and the eeehhhhhh. Anyway goodnight.

I REGRET NOTHING!

Get the throwing weapons mod. Can't remember its name, but its cool.

Also we can't go to the open house because the roads are actually flooded right now, like really bad. Praise be to hurricane Jackass I guess.

The new time will be around 12:30 Central Time!

Alright our heavily modded Skyrim Adventure is almost ready, I'm recording an announcement video and getting some things setup for the adventure.

I'll let you guys choose the spawn, but our hero Bare-Grils has been created, and I've tested most of the mods to see if they work. They do.

I decided to cheat a little bit and spawn in items, the bows are fun to play with, the needs aren't over bearing and are more of a background thing, Frostfall works, the camping works, NPCs have nice warm cloaks on. And while I was taking a piss behind a bush, Thomas the fucking Tank Engine landed nearby and started shooting fire out of his locomotion mouth.

Needless to say this will be a magical playthrough.