Have you ever considered getting a middle man to sell dragon fire proof suits of armor to valorous knights, just so you can force the knights to realize at the last moment that while the armor IS fire proof, that protection doesn't actually extend itself to the wearer and then having the armor cleaned up and resold to another dumb-yet-valorous knight?
But that removes the fun of canned food. o3o
How much would I have to pay a baby to punch you?
Pay them in candy. Then you can take it from them.
Knights kill dragons. Guns kill knights and wrecked the concept of chivalry. So, if knights kill dragons, and guns kill knights, do guns kill dragons?
It's more like rock-paper-scissors. Gun kills knight, knight kills dragon, dragon beats gun?
A dragon knight with a gun beats everything. o3o