How big is your bad dragon dildo collection?
Silly, I'M the bad dragon here. So nyet, nada. :V
In a zombie apocalypse, would you take a car or a large amount of bacon with you to a safehouse?
That's a tough one. You can't eat a car, but you can't run zombies over with bacon.
No wait, regarding the former. That did give me a hilarious flashback to a weird story a friend once wrote.
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