Utterly Mad

Would you rather have to swim 50 metres through a swimming pool filled with hedgehogs (no water, just hedgehogs); or go two years with no porn of any kind.

But the only way you could swim through hedgehogs is if they're pureed. Which sounds gross, but less pointy than it sounds.

Would you rather be unable to see anything except letters clearly, or be able to see clearly but not see letters for the rest of your life?

Pick the latter and always have reading glasses on hand. :V