You're watching television. Suddenly you realize there's a wasp crawling on your arm. What do you do?
Freak the fuck out. D:
They're just questions, R.D. In answer to your query, they're written down for me. It's a test, designed to provoke an emotional response. Shall we continue?
My derp senses are tingling.
Confusing me how?
Because on the one hand, shark. On the other hand, no dicks. o3o