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Re: Slowpoke Dragon jumps on the AMA bandwagon (ages too late)
« Reply #135 on: August 25, 2016, 06:31:20 pm »
Quote from: ApatheticExcuse on August 25, 2016, 04:45:45 pm
Pretty solid answer, that one.
yeah, but we are gonna have to keep an eye on him now. First thing they say is "yeah but it's an interesting idea, at least on paper." and the next thing you know your standing in line for a loaf of bread and people are clamoring for a free market economy.

Where you aware that saliva causes cancer, but only if ingested in tiny amounts over a long period of time?
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Re: Slowpoke Dragon jumps on the AMA bandwagon (ages too late)
« Reply #136 on: August 25, 2016, 06:36:41 pm »
Quote from: saltmummy626 on August 25, 2016, 06:31:20 pm
yeah, but we are gonna have to keep an eye on him now. First thing they say is "yeah but it's an interesting idea, at least on paper." and the next thing you know your standing in line for a loaf of bread and people are clamoring for a free market economy.

Where you aware that saliva causes cancer, but only if ingested in tiny amounts over a long period of time?

Do I look like Lenin to you? Wait, you're the one asking questions here. Then again, in Soviet Russia, dragon interrogates you! o3o

And Salt confirmed for paranoiamancer.
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Re: Slowpoke Dragon jumps on the AMA bandwagon (ages too late)
« Reply #137 on: August 25, 2016, 08:42:14 pm »
Hey RD, what kind of bees produce milk?

Oh god I'm going to hell, aren't I?
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Re: Slowpoke Dragon jumps on the AMA bandwagon (ages too late)
« Reply #138 on: August 25, 2016, 09:05:48 pm »
Quote from: ApatheticExcuse on August 25, 2016, 08:42:14 pm
Hey RD, what kind of bees produce milk?

Oh god I'm going to hell, aren't I?

This is the opening to a royally fucked up joke isn't it. -w-
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Re: Slowpoke Dragon jumps on the AMA bandwagon (ages too late)
« Reply #139 on: August 25, 2016, 09:27:27 pm »
It's boo-bees you paranoid dragon.
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Re: Slowpoke Dragon jumps on the AMA bandwagon (ages too late)
« Reply #140 on: August 25, 2016, 09:35:50 pm »
Okay, it is at least a derpy joke.
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Re: Slowpoke Dragon jumps on the AMA bandwagon (ages too late)
« Reply #141 on: August 25, 2016, 09:55:55 pm »
One of the derpiest.
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Re: Slowpoke Dragon jumps on the AMA bandwagon (ages too late)
« Reply #142 on: August 26, 2016, 06:51:19 am »
If you could remove any one person from history who would it be and why? How do you think that would change the world today?
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Re: Slowpoke Dragon jumps on the AMA bandwagon (ages too late)
« Reply #143 on: August 26, 2016, 11:52:35 am »
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If you could remove any one person from history who would it be and why? How do you think that would change the world today?

I'm not sure. Chances are if I picked someone obvious like Hitler, someone saner would end up in the same scenario. :V
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Re: Slowpoke Dragon jumps on the AMA bandwagon (ages too late)
« Reply #144 on: August 31, 2016, 01:18:01 am »
What weapon do I get if I cut off your tail?
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Re: Slowpoke Dragon jumps on the AMA bandwagon (ages too late)
« Reply #145 on: August 31, 2016, 05:26:08 am »
Quote from: Perigrin on August 31, 2016, 01:18:01 am
What weapon do I get if I cut off your tail?
And can we use the "200 arrows" method to get it?
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Re: Slowpoke Dragon jumps on the AMA bandwagon (ages too late)
« Reply #146 on: August 31, 2016, 11:49:09 am »
Quote from: Perigrin on August 31, 2016, 01:18:01 am
What weapon do I get if I cut off your tail?

Fire breath, that's what. >.o

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And can we use the "200 arrows" method to get it?

Feel free to. Trying to heft 200 arrows at oncve is great for giving me a head start to run, screaming like a little girl. D:
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Re: Slowpoke Dragon jumps on the AMA bandwagon (ages too late)
« Reply #147 on: August 31, 2016, 12:00:11 pm »
What is the airspeed velocity of an unladenswallowdragon?
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Re: Slowpoke Dragon jumps on the AMA bandwagon (ages too late)
« Reply #148 on: August 31, 2016, 02:45:48 pm »
I'll add to that. What kind of Gs can a dragon withstand in a controlled dive?
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Re: Slowpoke Dragon jumps on the AMA bandwagon (ages too late)
« Reply #149 on: August 31, 2016, 06:00:43 pm »
Quote from: Caconym on August 31, 2016, 12:00:11 pm
What is the airspeed velocity of an unladenswallowdragon?

This amusingly reminds me of my idea of a unit for long distances that might be used by a draconic fantasy-realm civilization. Think the idea that came to mind was somewhere betweeen 40 and 60 miles for whatever the aerial equivalent of a forced march would be. So I guess 50 MPH. :V

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I'll add to that. What kind of Gs can a dragon withstand in a controlled dive?

Way more than something that big SHOULD be able to handle.
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