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Re: Slowpoke Dragon jumps on the AMA bandwagon (ages too late)
« Reply #150 on: August 31, 2016, 06:08:38 pm »
How many ho's got slapped in yo crib recently?
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« Reply #151 on: August 31, 2016, 06:39:12 pm »
Despite your lack of E in your spelling, I know you're really just trying to proliferate your fetish for abusing gardening equipment. :V
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« Reply #152 on: September 02, 2016, 03:58:19 pm »
What is the current market share on your treasure horde, and how long did it take you to accumulate that many offerings and stolen loot?
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« Reply #153 on: September 02, 2016, 04:11:00 pm »
Market share? All you newfangled dragons and your stock options and other silliness. And less time than you'd think.
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« Reply #154 on: September 02, 2016, 04:26:34 pm »
Wait, so you mean to tell me you haven't diversified your horde into RRSPs and mutual funds? What are you going to do when you retire from dragonneering?
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« Reply #155 on: September 02, 2016, 04:28:29 pm »
Pbbbt. Almost as bad as those sissy dragons that prefer hoarding bills because they're softer than gold. o3o
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« Reply #156 on: September 02, 2016, 05:42:17 pm »
How many princesses have you kidnapped?
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Re: Slowpoke Dragon jumps on the AMA bandwagon (ages too late)
« Reply #157 on: September 02, 2016, 05:43:24 pm »
Not enough. o3o
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« Reply #158 on: September 02, 2016, 05:43:47 pm »
What do you do with them after you capture them?
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« Reply #159 on: September 02, 2016, 05:51:19 pm »
How many times have you been charged for castle rebuilding?
I heard the Princess Tower sections are expensive.
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« Reply #160 on: September 02, 2016, 05:58:57 pm »
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What do you do with them after you capture them?

Always a tough question. On the one hand, good conversation is so hard to find, and ransom is an efficient method to building a hoard. On the other hand, they're delicious. :V

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How many times have you been charged for castle rebuilding?
I heard the Princess Tower sections are expensive.

Madness. It's what they get for not paying me to not rampage and kidnap and/or eat anyone. :V

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« Reply #161 on: September 02, 2016, 11:12:15 pm »
Do you ever wish you were a peaceful farmer instead?
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Re: Slowpoke Dragon jumps on the AMA bandwagon (ages too late)
« Reply #162 on: September 02, 2016, 11:25:53 pm »
But adventurers get all the chicks.
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Re: Slowpoke Dragon jumps on the AMA bandwagon (ages too late)
« Reply #163 on: November 10, 2016, 07:54:54 pm »
Do you breathe fire? Do you use any magic?
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Re: Slowpoke Dragon jumps on the AMA bandwagon (ages too late)
« Reply #164 on: November 11, 2016, 01:12:54 am »
Holy thread necromancy, Batman! o3o

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Do you breathe fire? Do you use any magic?

Maybe. What sort of proper red dragon doesn't breathe fire? And also know how to use fire magic, for good measure?
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