Utterly Mad

The Ballad of AJ The Wanderer.

And his son, AJ The Wanderer.

And that son's second cousin, AJ The Wanderer.

And then some dweeb on the East Coast looking for his dork dad, also named AJ... The Lone Wanderer. (I gotta rebuy Fallout 3 and its DLC for the PC, so I may or may not monotize streams to afford both 3 and 4, once I get the required amount I'd turn it off)

And then some high-level mailman that is uberbadass, and then he gets shot in the head and forgets all that. Not remembering his name, he looks over to his left on Doc Michel's operating table is a holotape copy of the 2241 p­ornographic film: "Pokeahotass" featuring the legendary AJ, with his merry band of misfits. He then takes on the name and goes on several journeys of deceit, murder, and loads of sex... also there's some other dorks that side with the NCR and the legion.

And then finally after real AJ gets some dollars, we start anew on the east coast in "BASTAN" [Translation: Boston], as the Anchorage war veteran "Aaron "AJ"" starts a new family with his lovely wife "Jasmine "BJ"". Then they get the nukes, and AJ enters cryosleep awakening in a new world where AJ will b­itch about the new leveling system, and spend about 2 hours building a town even though he should be looking for answers.