Utterly Mad

are you willing to take up the reigns of... SCIENCE GUY

No one can take the reigns of science guy from Bill Nye.
BILL! BILL! BILL! BILL!
BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY!

As a skeleton, what is your opinion on the great skeleton war?

Personally, I wasn't for it originally. But soon I realized it was an important step for all of skeleton kind.
I like the message of the pro-skeleton agenda.

What does human flesh taste like.

I have never had something that tasted so very much like, and yet so unlike veal in my entire unlife. There is really nothing quiet like it. The sweetest of meats, but the taste is highly variable as well. The living shouldn't eat it. Eating human flesh will break down the bonds between your brain cells. It's where the shakiness comes from, you eat so much of it that your brain can no longer keep your hands steady because you are killing it with too much long pork. A side note, never under any circumstances eat a human brain. You will kill your own brain. If the flesh is simply dissolving the bonds between neurons over time, eating a human brain is like striking yourself repeatedly in the head with a ball pean hammer. Being undead, I don't have to worry about it, but I don't really like brain much anyway.