Author Topic: The necromancer gestures, the beaten dead horse moves [salties AMA]  (Read 5002 times)

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Oi, salt mummy, do you like gals with sixpacks?
As long as she has a nice face and a nice attitude. Hell the nice face is optional too. If you are ugly/fat/both but have a good attitude, you're alright and deserve to have someone. If you are ugly/fat/both AND are a bitch, I'm sorry but you are going to die alone.

To answer your question though wilson, yeah sure. Especially if it's a six pack of Dr. Pepper. Dr. Pepper is the favored drink of undead necromancers. Right up there next to the contents of an estus flask (estus, also known as Sunny D), and vitreous humor.
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