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Re: Weird Stories
« on: August 25, 2015, 01:20:04 am »
My stepbrother and I were walking to a gas station to buy corn dogs when an old drunk lady approached us, told us not to "climb on the rock piles," and then proceeded to follow us around town trying to get us to buy her beer. I was fourteen, my stepbrother was ten.
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