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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #555 on: October 03, 2016, 02:46:00 am »
Granted.  It blows up a gas deposit under your house and causes the apocalypse somehow.

I wish for a cheeseburger with bacon.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #556 on: October 03, 2016, 03:38:33 am »
Granted, it was disapointing.

I wish for a ++ flashlight (off).
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« Reply #557 on: October 03, 2016, 03:44:28 am »
Granted.   It has no batteries.

I wish you had better food-and-drink related corruptions.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #558 on: October 03, 2016, 03:48:48 am »
Granted, better does not mean good.

I wish for ++ Flaming Chunk of Steel +2 (lit) (5)
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #559 on: October 03, 2016, 12:41:54 pm »
Quote from: Noctifer on October 03, 2016, 03:48:48 am
I wish for ++ Flaming Chunk of Steel +2 (lit) (5)

Granted, but wishing for active items tends to be buggy anyway, and thus you borked it.

I wish I had some habanero salsa. :V
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #560 on: October 03, 2016, 01:36:46 pm »
Granted, it has been diluted with milk.

I wish for ++ Flaming Chunk of Steel +2 (5)
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #561 on: October 03, 2016, 02:13:03 pm »
Granted, and then I eat you for spawning debug-only items.

I wish for ++ Dusk. [/hypocrisy]
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #562 on: October 03, 2016, 02:15:14 pm »
Granted, you get ++Dusk, Life.exe stops responding.

I wish I was in the Matrix
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #563 on: October 03, 2016, 02:24:30 pm »
Granted but matrix admin ApatheticExcuse will torture your forever.

I wish to know THE question.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #564 on: October 03, 2016, 03:59:17 pm »
Granted, the question is "what is the word?"

I wish to know the answer to THE question
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #565 on: October 03, 2016, 04:01:26 pm »
Granted, the answer is 42.

i wish THIS made sense...
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #566 on: October 03, 2016, 04:04:21 pm »
Granted. You go mad from revelation.

I wish for a mask from Hotline Miami.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #567 on: October 03, 2016, 04:05:05 pm »
Granted, you are then swiftly killed.

I wish for the Immunity totem.
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #568 on: October 03, 2016, 07:22:45 pm »
granted. you get swiftly killed for it.

i wish that H.M. Hammarin's music would be put back on the youtubes
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Re: Wish Corruption
« Reply #569 on: October 03, 2016, 07:30:58 pm »
Granted, 144p quality.

I wish for the ability to naturally see all the electromagnetic spectrum without any repercussions.
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