Author Topic: Wish Corruption (Read 53380 times)

Six · « **Reply #570 on:** October 05, 2016, 11:27:16 am »

Granted, however, in a freak accident involving Furbys you are blinded.

I wish life had better graphics.

Noctifer-De-Mortem · « **Reply #571 on:** October 05, 2016, 12:58:42 pm »

Granted, but you lag since you lack good hardware.

I wish for resistance to 5kt explosions.

Chaosvolt · « **Reply #572 on:** October 05, 2016, 02:27:50 pm »

Quote from: Noctifer on October 05, 2016, 12:58:42 pm

Granted, but you lag since you lack good hardware.

I wish for resistance to 5kt explosions.

Granted, but your adaptation to higher pressures and heat mean you explode and freeze to death simultaneously.

I wish I had a tank.

Noctifer-De-Mortem · « **Reply #573 on:** October 05, 2016, 02:36:16 pm »

Granted, you know posses a water tank for your water storage needs.

I wish for a sentient computer mouse.

Wheel-Son · « **Reply #574 on:** October 05, 2016, 05:10:44 pm »

Granted, it acts like a real mouse and won't let you use it. Plus it's one of those trackball ones.

I wish for another house cat that's also not a meanie.

Chaosvolt · « **Reply #575 on:** October 05, 2016, 05:25:25 pm »

Granted, but it's a scaredycat.

I wish Dropbox would actually upload at a decent speed when upload speed is set to unlimited. D:

Six · « **Reply #576 on:** October 05, 2016, 09:12:52 pm »

Granted, but your upload speed is 12kbps

Noctifer-De-Mortem · « **Reply #577 on:** October 05, 2016, 09:32:55 pm »

Ha, for once I am not the one that fucks up the wishing!

I wish for a rapid boomerang.

Six · « **Reply #578 on:** October 06, 2016, 04:10:54 am »

Odd, I did actually add a wish, forum must have done something dumb, time to mess around with forum maintenance stuff I guess.

Granted, the boomerang is so rapid it tears a hole in time, travelling back and killing your parents before you were ever born. A paradox ensues and the universe is obliterated.

I wish I could convince anyone to do anything I wanted.

Joebob1337 · « **Reply #579 on:** October 06, 2016, 09:28:26 am »

Granted, but they become zombies and eat you afterwards
I wish for a fully operational panzer 8 (look it up)

Noctifer-De-Mortem · « **Reply #580 on:** October 06, 2016, 10:59:17 am »

Granted, out of fuel and ammo.

I wish for a select fire, wood stock AKM.

Wheel-Son · « **Reply #581 on:** October 06, 2016, 11:02:06 am »

Granted, it's decommissioned. It cannot be fired or loaded.

I wish for a cool looking mask that I can remove.

Six · « **Reply #582 on:** October 06, 2016, 11:16:06 am »

Granted, it says mean things to you whenever you wear it.

I wish Finland was a real place.

Wheel-Son · « **Reply #583 on:** October 06, 2016, 11:31:43 am »

Granted, a real place is now a real place. How thrilling.

I wish for one of those hotline Miami vinyls.

Six · « **Reply #584 on:** October 06, 2016, 01:45:35 pm »

Quote from: Wilson on October 06, 2016, 11:31:43 am

Granted, a real place is now a real place. How thrilling.

I wish for one of those hotline Miami vinyls.

Finland is not a real place, it's a conspiracy.

Utterly Mad

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