I wish that my GF didnt use a strapon on me.
Dafuq...
Granted. Sadly for you it's powered by dicks. In order to get the computer to work, you must harvest human dicks for the dick God that is your computer.
I wish my eyes would work like they used to again
Before, they used to work by harvesting the blood of orphan babies.
I wish my parents didn't fuck up as horribly as they did when parenting me.
granted, you are now a model citizen. but you never found this website because of that
i wish for a manly physique