Utterly Mad

You become Jewish Hitler.

However, your greed for two wishes causes a revolt within Germany, and the city overthrows its autocratic and extremely ironic Hitler. You're thrown into a prison by force, and a Jehovah's Witness taps on your cell door and asks you to hear about our Lord and Saviour GabeN Cheesus Crust

I wish for nobody to corrupt this wish in any way possible.