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Title: [AMA] (Probably) Last, But (Probably) Not Least
Post by: Forrest on September 30, 2016, 05:51:08 am
Ask away, you soulless, twisted bastards.
Title: Re: [AMA] (Probably) Last, But (Probably) Not Least
Post by: guest48 on September 30, 2016, 06:39:31 am
Do you like big butts, and can you lie?
Title: Re: [AMA] (Probably) Last, But (Probably) Not Least
Post by: Forrest on September 30, 2016, 06:58:46 am
Quote from: Mrnocamera on September 30, 2016, 06:39:31 am
Do you like big butts, and can you lie?
I like to think of myself as a connoisseur of posteriors of all shapes, sizes, genders, species, etc., etc. They're all judged equal, by the people, for the people.

And while I can lie pretty well considering this is a screen, that's most certainly the truth.
Title: Re: [AMA] (Probably) Last, But (Probably) Not Least
Post by: Wheel-Son on September 30, 2016, 09:07:04 am
What's your opinion on the French?

What's your favorite food?
Title: Re: [AMA] (Probably) Last, But (Probably) Not Least
Post by: Chaosvolt on September 30, 2016, 12:04:31 pm
Did you steal Wilson's eyes? D:
Title: Re: [AMA] (Probably) Last, But (Probably) Not Least
Post by: Forrest on September 30, 2016, 01:05:29 pm
Quote from: Wilson on September 30, 2016, 09:07:04 am
What's your opinion on the French?

What's your favorite food?

Buncha cheese-eating surrender monkeys...

And lobster, actually.

Quote from: Random_Dragon on September 30, 2016, 12:04:31 pm
Did you steal Wilson's eyes? D:

N...n-no?

>_>

<_<

(http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/neoscavenger/images/f/f0/Yezinka.png/revision/latest?cb=20131231143911)
Title: Re: [AMA] (Probably) Last, But (Probably) Not Least
Post by: guest48 on September 30, 2016, 01:21:18 pm
Can you bust out some sweet dance moves for the ladies?
Title: Re: [AMA] (Probably) Last, But (Probably) Not Least
Post by: Forrest on September 30, 2016, 01:31:00 pm
Quote from: Mrnocamera on September 30, 2016, 01:21:18 pm
Can you bust out some sweet dance moves for the ladies?

CHECK IT, YO

https://youtu.be/ff2PBjbFs7A (https://youtu.be/ff2PBjbFs7A)
Title: Re: [AMA] (Probably) Last, But (Probably) Not Least
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on September 30, 2016, 02:00:36 pm
How did you survive SIDS?
Title: Re: [AMA] (Probably) Last, But (Probably) Not Least
Post by: Forrest on September 30, 2016, 02:14:50 pm
Quote from: Noctifer on September 30, 2016, 02:00:36 pm
How did you survive SIDS?

Easy.

https://youtu.be/5tu5iNUMuc8 (https://youtu.be/5tu5iNUMuc8)
Title: Re: [AMA] (Probably) Last, But (Probably) Not Least
Post by: guest48 on September 30, 2016, 02:23:28 pm
Who would you rather have as a grandparent; Sully from Uncharted, or MGS4 Snake?
Title: Re: [AMA] (Probably) Last, But (Probably) Not Least
Post by: Caconym on September 30, 2016, 04:39:44 pm
How many trees in a for(r)est?
Title: Re: [AMA] (Probably) Last, But (Probably) Not Least
Post by: Siege-Loli on September 30, 2016, 04:55:35 pm
How big is your dick?
Title: Re: [AMA] (Probably) Last, But (Probably) Not Least
Post by: ApatheticExcuse on September 30, 2016, 05:15:18 pm
I'm just gonna come right out and as you: ARE YOU A REPLICANT?
Title: Re: [AMA] (Probably) Last, But (Probably) Not Least
Post by: Six on September 30, 2016, 10:22:02 pm
Do you dream of electric sheep.
Title: Re: [AMA] (Probably) Last, But (Probably) Not Least
Post by: Forrest on October 02, 2016, 06:36:10 am
Quote from: Mrnocamera on September 30, 2016, 02:23:28 pm
Who would you rather have as a grandparent; Sully from Uncharted, or MGS4 Snake?
Snake? Snake?! SNAAAAAKE.

Quote from: Caconym on September 30, 2016, 04:39:44 pm
How many trees in a for(r)est?
Luckily, I've worked out a very simple mathematical equation for finding out this exact thing.
(http://defeatingthedragons.files.wordpress.com/2013/04/math.jpg)
See, if you follow the steps, you should be able to figure out just how many tre-shit, wait, didn't carry the one. I suppose it's an impossible question after all.

Quote from: Lorknis on September 30, 2016, 04:55:35 pm
How big is your dick?
"I lost my ruler, but I'm half the remote." -some guy I knew once when asked this exact question by somebody.

Quote from: ApatheticExcuse on September 30, 2016, 05:15:18 pm
I'm just gonna come right out and as you: ARE YOU A REPLICANT?
Nope.
...
....
......
I'M ACTUALLY A SYNTH
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/74/1d/88/741d88ba7ceb0ec94cbd628040e96800.jpg)

Quote from: Six on September 30, 2016, 10:22:02 pm
Do you dream of electric sheep.
Nope.

...Androids don't require sleep anyways.
Title: Re: [AMA] (Probably) Last, But (Probably) Not Least
Post by: Chaosvolt on October 02, 2016, 03:20:05 pm
Does moss grow on your north side?
Title: Re: [AMA] (Probably) Last, But (Probably) Not Least
Post by: Noctifer-De-Mortem on November 10, 2016, 07:49:14 pm
Y U NO STOP BUSY AND PLAY DDA SUCCESION?!