Utterly Mad

I've always liked CaH, so I'll leave some suggestions I had here. Dunno if they're any good, but hey.
And I wouldn't disagree if I was to be added.

Why yes, I do love myself.
Don't read too deep into that.

When in doubt, use _____
Not even _____ will save you from _____
To survive an RP from HS, _____
To keep an RP alive, apply _____
Yes, it's made from _____. Want some?
Punishments in Utterly mad range from _____ to _____
A successful RP consists of _____, _____, and _____
_____ has made me withdraw from the forum.