Utterly Mad

Or tell you when your friend actually owns a game, even if they haven't played it. Or a way to stop it from trying to install and update twice. Or to STOP RECOMMENDING GAMES BASED ON GAMES I LOOKED AT. FUCK YOU STEAM! JUST BECAUSE I LOOKED AT A TEXT ADVENTURE ONCE, DOESN'T MEAN I WANT TO BUY IT, IT'S KIND, OR ANY OF THE SHITTY ECCHI TEXT GAMES THAT SOMEHOW MAKE IT ONTO YOUR FUCKING STORE PAGE. JUST BECAUSE I OWN A COUPLE ZOMBIE GAMES DOES NOT MEAN I WANT TO FILL MY LIBRARY WITH SHITTY STEAM EARLY ACCESS GREENLIGHT ZOMBIE GAMES. FUCK YOU STEAM! TAKE MY MONEY!

woops, must have hit the capslock without noticing. Fuck it, i'm not retyping that in lower case. Just pretend it's shouting.