Utterly Mad

Or tell you when your friend actually owns a game, even if they haven't played it. Or a way to stop it from trying to install and update twice. Or to STOP RECOMMENDING GAMES BASED ON GAMES I LOOKED AT. FUCK YOU STEAM! JUST BECAUSE I LOOKED AT A TEXT ADVENTURE ONCE, DOESN'T MEAN I WANT TO BUY IT, IT'S KIND, OR ANY OF THE SHITTY ECCHI TEXT GAMES THAT SOMEHOW MAKE IT ONTO YOUR FUCKING STORE PAGE. JUST BECAUSE I OWN A COUPLE ZOMBIE GAMES DOES NOT MEAN I WANT TO FILL MY LIBRARY WITH SHITTY STEAM EARLY ACCESS GREENLIGHT ZOMBIE GAMES. FUCK YOU STEAM! TAKE MY MONEY!

woops, must have hit the capslock without noticing. Fuck it, i'm not retyping that in lower case. Just pretend it's shouting.

I looked up Major/Minor after Hippie (a cool dude that runs Hippie Station, yes the game was cringe fuel that's why he streamed it) streamed it. After getting a good laugh out of the author's expense and at the reviews, I now have damn VNs popping up in my damn feed.

You know what I should make a LP of that damn VN Nickboom forced me to play a while back, that one where you're in "Russia" and yet they all look like Japanese School Girls and it gets all 2spooky4u when the shit hits the fan. I never finished it, it bordered between decent and cringeworthy.