Utterly Mad

Why. Have I spent. So much time. Mining iron in Minecraft? I even had some vague thoughts of setting the mining site up to resemble a colony or mining expedition, which led to an inordinate amount of time spent pondering fictional economics.

And in Dwarf Fortress, I have conquered a vault and learned The Name. But will I be able to use that to make a demon my bitch?

"In the midspring of 4, Innu was struck down by the hydra Thicivi Judgequests in Tickeddoom."

Nope.