Utterly Mad

If I install via desktop, my internet will weep tears of blood.
Wat do. :V

If it's doom, then your PC should be weeping tears of blood.

In all seriousness, I'd say bite the bullet and drink those tears. And remember, Id made the game, but Bethesda determines the system reqs. As I know full well from running fallout 4 perfectly fine on my nearly 6 year old computer, Bethesda either lies or doesn't know shit about required system specs. Seriously, I don't meet anywhere close to the FO4 requirements but it runs fine other than the games own glaring flaws.