I actually did it. I actually started up a proper game of CDDA for the first time in months. Trying out the prison break scenario that was added since then. Is...odd.
EDIT: Pbbbt. Random zed in the cafeteria dropped a toolbox. Since at some point they unfucked toolboxes, I can just play cat-and-mouse with the secu-bot and saw out the bars in my way.
EDIT 2: Eventually assembled a crude drag board and hauled ass outta there. And so far all I find is a...bandit camp. Aw hell.