That is still my fault, you derps. ;A;
Granted, it does sorta make sense that a shield would prevent you from using a two-handed sword unless you were stronk as all fuck. I recall only adding it to baskets and stuff because it was silly to have a hard-coded feature only be mod-only. Though maybe it should've only been applied to rigid examples like straw baskets and bindle sticks, not swag bags or plastic shopping bags. >.o