You could make it summon an evil multi-cooker.
In other news, a friend of mine dug up the original fallout vision statement.
FALLOUT
A GURPS Post Nuclear Adventure
(or why this game is damn cool)
1. Mega levels of violence (you had better give us that Mature rating right now) You can shoot everything in this game: peopl...
Yes, it says "FALLOUT: A GURPS Post Nuclear Adventure." This is because Fallout 1 and 2 were based heavily off the rules for GURPS. They were GURPS computer games.