Utterly Mad

No, not just vermin. That was the idea at first until

I have an idea.

Gonna make breakfast, take care of some salem stuff, and then I'll get back to the kobolds.

The fort is more than half military bolds, most of them decently skilled. As such, getting anything done is a bit slow. Anything except the zoo project, which is moving along at the pace I expected it to.

I'd also like to know why every single stone except four stone types have been marked as "economic" and so cannot be used without reenabling them for use? I can make doors out of shale, but not out of bauxite or jet. Whatever, that tom foolery stops now. At least until the end of my turn anyway.

Since I have time, I'm going to take a bit of that to design and dig out a new area for the zoo instead of just putting everything all in a preexisting area.

*Tap* *Tap* *Tap*
Wilson wiped his brow. The strongest bold in the warrens. One of the first 7. Still though, mining was tough work. Fortunately for him, he had just tidied up a section of stone that had been ordered removed and was looking forward to a nice helping of mussels and steamed olm. "Wiiiiiilsooooon." His shoulders dropped. Wilson had the feeling that he was about to be handed another heavy workload. "Wilsoooon." He took a moment to pout before finally answering the one he knew to be the shaman. "Yeah yeah, what do you want Salt?" She rounded a bend in the tunnels "Need new room for zoo Wilson and other miners still busy." Wilson was in the know on the whole project himself. "I thought you were going to use the rooms around Apathetic's chambers?" He asked, clearly put off by the idea of clearing a whole new large chamber. "Aya," chirped Saltmummy, "I change mind. Need new original room for zoo. I sorry Wilson. Other miners be finished with walls soon, they help when they done. Don't tell though. Shhhh."

I put up a quick rough stone wall around Apathetic's statue army. It has a wooden rim to keep enemies from climbing it.

And I thought the statues were to distracted building destroyers? o3o

It's all good, I'm gonna install a pair of wooden doors to the front so as to draw them in. (theirs also a new entrance behind the Apathetic altar, so that needs to be defended.)
Screenshot in a bit so you can see what I mean.

Quote from: Random_Dragon on August 22, 2016, 07:01:50 pm

And I thought the statues were to distracted building destroyers? o3o

It's all good, I'm gonna install a pair of wooden doors to the front so as to draw them in. (theirs also a new entrance behind the Apathetic altar, so that needs to be defended.)
Screenshot in a bit so you can see what I mean.

I was originally going to wall up the fort and have the only entrance be through the Warmaster's Army, but ran out of time. Also, absurd magical super army built by a deluded warbold and a shaman who thinks they're just playing make believe seems boldy, a giant wall did not.

It's fun to see where each turn takes this - I think we all have pretty different ideas and the results are lulz.

True, but then they won't go into the snail I turned Apathetic's system into. o3o

And...maybe. Not sure what seems fitting regarding my mental image of kobolds. Anyway, you still need to explain how you're catching animals. D:

Apparently, the Mongol secret to being a no-shit-taking, head-smashing, throat-ripping, utter fucking badass was the spoiled milk they drank.