Utterly Mad

Oh. Oh fuck me. Guess whose concerns about the poor design may soon be justified?

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Holy mother of fuck! Where were the snatchers? The ambushes? Nope, just instant siege by what seems to be goblin-native elves.

Chaosvolt was at this point at the well, when another kobold rushed in, shouting and raising considerable alarm. "Something's here! Someone's here! Everyone hide!" The chieftain rather hastily pulled the panicked bold aside and asked for an explaination. "Elves! I think? B-but they don't look like elves. Shiny metal weapons..."

Apathetic at least seemed to perk right up the instant someone mentioned elves, rather quickly rallying everyone to sound the alarm and ensure the others stayed inside. And...then, they remembered.

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"Seal it the fuck up! On the double! Fucking does us no good to bait them into our arrows if they go under it all!" Apa yelled, mustering all three squads they have to man the battlements, hoping to cover the lone straggler that had been trying to haul a rock in to arm the swordskobolds, hoping that the tunnels below could be blocked off in time.

Meanwhile, the enemy was on the march. A small squad of elves, troll fur clothing and metal equipment marking them as true elves in their minds, fit to kill and plunder as their master, Olostasost, commanded. Their...

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KOBOLD master? Surely it can't be, given normally a lack of race listed means same species. Regardless, whoever or whatever they serve, they surveryed the battlements. "Fuck me, you said this was just some hollowed-out hole in the ground! This looks damn near like a dwarf fort, no some fucking kobold camp!" one of them hissed out, promptly a smack upside the back of the head by the lasher.

"Quiet you goblin-fucker. Why do you THINK the boss sent us out here to clean this place out? They just might have some good shit to bring back if they're this open about their location. And besides, I've fucking seen what a dwarf can do with a crossbow. Compared to those mushroom-drinking sacks of shit, a little kobold can't even hurt you."