Utterly Mad

So I started a fortress called "Pickname" (thanks randomgen) with the group called "The Harmonious Machine". I decided I wanted to build up near the north pole, it said there was a river and some trees. It's a frozen mountain, the water fall is frozen with no hope of ever being refilled, there are no trees anywhere.

The animals will probably die from dehydration within a month and everything is made out of stone, rock salt, or gems. On the bright side I can't piss off the elves, nor are there elves even in the general vicinity. On the bad sad I'm pretty sure I'll be dead within a year. GG Dworfs.

EDIT: Scratch that with the water, right as soon as I posted this water flowed forth from the bowels of off the screen.