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Re: The Dwarf Fortress Thread
« Reply #270 on: May 07, 2016, 10:33:05 pm »
except for the bit where a season later, the visiting goblin cornered the poet in the library and beat him to within an inch of his life with a rectangular gold plate, wrapped around a single sheet of paper. (one page book)

She did that while the militia was distracted by a moss agate FB in the caverns, terrorizing a gorlak. It managed to kill two of my less skilled militia and a legendary engraver before one of my more skilled swordsdwarves bisected it from it's legs with his *steel short sword* like a goddamn lightsaber through butter. The RNG in this game never ceases to amuse me. The FB was called "Mifuya Swamdrink, The Cavernous Filth of Fishes." The dwarf that killed it? Zaneg Waterclasps, fish cleaner by trade.
« Last Edit: May 07, 2016, 10:51:17 pm by saltmummy626 »
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