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Re: The Dwarf Fortress Thread
« Reply #360 on: August 21, 2016, 10:59:54 pm »
Holy shit.

I'm a poetic fox man demigod, right? So I'm on a mission to kill this night troll, right? Well, he ambushes me a few map tiles from his lair, almost gets me with his wrestling skills, but I end up dismembering his limbs with my bronze scimitar before running his heart through and running around him 'till he bleeds out.

So I go into his lair, and guess what? Fucking night troll twins. I've never seen young ones before, actually, and for some reason, THEY'RE MUCH BETTER FIGHTERS THAN THE OLDER ONES. Their heads come off a lot easier, though. I'm guessing it's the size. The consort went down without throwing a punch.
Area Record 1782:
Date: 08/29/██

Event: An elderly human feeding itself to a group of kakapo. Did not express pain, appeared ambivalent.

 

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