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Re: The Dwarf Fortress Thread
« Reply #75 on: March 09, 2015, 06:00:22 pm »
Fire imp merchants are idiots.

They keep pathing though my lava moat, setting their animals on fire, setting the ground on fire, and then leaving in a huff when their animals bleed to death. I'm going to remove fire imps' ability to swim in magma, maybe that'll help.
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Re: The Dwarf Fortress Thread
« Reply #76 on: March 09, 2015, 06:59:30 pm »
How did you manage to get fire imp merchants?

Also, since our succession fort already died...now what?
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Re: The Dwarf Fortress Thread
« Reply #77 on: March 09, 2015, 07:10:30 pm »
Well the general rule of thumb is to take the most recent save and pass it onto the next in line. Also seriously, just pull the damn lever next time and they won't get in.
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Re: The Dwarf Fortress Thread
« Reply #78 on: March 09, 2015, 07:16:09 pm »
I pulled the lever. The gate closed.

The problem is that they climbed the walls. I didn't have enough time to put up fortifications on top of the walls, which would have prevented this. Next time, let's either embark on a flat area or build entirely underground.
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« Reply #79 on: March 09, 2015, 07:23:35 pm »
....damnit, time to go grab LNP, a wiki, and 2-5 hours of my life to learn to play this game.

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« Reply #80 on: March 09, 2015, 07:26:56 pm »
....damnit, time to go grab LNP, a wiki, and 2-5 hours of my life to learn to play this game.

those Dam Nits man, they will fuck you up. its worth learning though, and trust me, ive played about 40 hours, and im still confused and terrible at it, so its a long commitment to learning.
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« Reply #81 on: March 09, 2015, 07:30:10 pm »
....damnit, time to go grab LNP, a wiki, and 2-5 hours of my life to learn to play this game.

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Re: The Dwarf Fortress Thread
« Reply #82 on: March 09, 2015, 08:24:13 pm »
Im also terrible...
but my personal game is the best I've ever done.
I finally breached the caverns,  have 300,000 wealth, plenty of food, an amazing gem industry, bismuth bronze soldiers.

 And I havent even had to fight anything yet.
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« Reply #83 on: March 09, 2015, 10:11:43 pm »
Oh yeah, forgot they climbed. Didn't think they were smart enough to do that.
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Re: The Dwarf Fortress Thread
« Reply #84 on: March 09, 2015, 11:49:05 pm »
Haha, Supposed to build roofs I think.
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Re: The Dwarf Fortress Thread
« Reply #85 on: March 10, 2015, 07:24:25 am »
How about another succession game, started by me? Warning though, it'll be using Blood for Armok so look out for animal men.
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« Reply #86 on: March 10, 2015, 03:34:55 pm »
Animal men are already a feature in the game aren't they?
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Re: The Dwarf Fortress Thread
« Reply #87 on: March 10, 2015, 06:02:38 pm »
So...when you gonna start that succession fort Flaaame.

Also don't do dem mods.
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Re: The Dwarf Fortress Thread
« Reply #88 on: March 11, 2015, 08:17:09 am »
Fiiiiiiine. I'll have to extract a new folder for DF so I have a vanilla copy, but I'll start the fort.
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Re: The Dwarf Fortress Thread
« Reply #89 on: March 11, 2015, 04:13:11 pm »
Had to retire my awesome week long fortress...
The expedition leader forgot how to path or something and was lagging the game to death by trying to get to drinks and sleep but being 'unable to find a path' even though one was right in front of him.
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