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Re: The Dwarf Fortress Thread
« Reply #180 on: April 10, 2015, 02:16:43 am »


Oh thank god, I thought that you guys were doing Dwarven daycare or mermaid harvesting.
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« Reply #181 on: April 10, 2015, 02:56:03 am »
Dude no.

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Re: The Dwarf Fortress Thread
« Reply #182 on: April 10, 2015, 03:12:30 am »
I may or may not be doing dwarven daycare...
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Re: The Dwarf Fortress Thread
« Reply #183 on: April 10, 2015, 07:30:12 am »
Some of my fortess-born are taking lovers, meaning I might have second generation kids... in ten years when some of the older dwarves have died off to make room.
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Re: The Dwarf Fortress Thread
« Reply #184 on: April 14, 2015, 10:45:10 am »
I'm building a wall around the whole map!

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Re: The Dwarf Fortress Thread
« Reply #185 on: April 18, 2015, 12:58:55 am »
I haven't played adventure mode since the most recent major update, decided to try it out. I climbed a tree and couldn't get down so decided to stay up in the trees. Went to jump from one tree to the next, fell out of the tree, smashed my shoulder into an unrecognizable mass, bruised my lungs/liver, and broke my neck. I died of suffocation due to mashed lungs. Best game ever.

Started up Fortress mode. I got a dead civilization. I CAN WORK WITH THIS!

In the late winter of the year 249, the dwarves of Zansonglokum (the massive spears) decided that the time had come to abandon the mountain homes. The age of Elves had gone by with a whimper, and so it seemed the dwarven peoples too would go into that goodnight. One last effort would be made to struggle against the dying of dwarven light. A fortress in the deep jungles of the south would be built where their kind could rebuild away from the prying eyes of goblins. These few are the last of their kind.

They set off from the empty halls beneath the brute mountains which they had called home for so long, a caravan of what few dwarves could bear to leave. After traveling for little more than a few weeks, in the early spring of 250, a shadow fell upon them. From the blackened dunes about them burst forth hordes of foul undead, and there in the desert the dwarves were butchered. All but a few that is. Seven unfortunate souls escaped the onslaught, the only injuries attained being to their hearts and minds. The loss was great, and the sight of what had happened would not fade quickly. Taking stock of what they had, and believing that to return to the site of the massacre would be suicide, it was decided that the desert would be as far as they would get. They would go on to build an outpost in this desert and if any of their kind should follow, they would be refreshed on their way to the southern jungle.

If I keep going with this, I might as well start a whole new thread for it.
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Re: The Dwarf Fortress Thread
« Reply #186 on: April 20, 2015, 05:33:41 am »
Well, I don't know how my adventurer manages to move. He has only 1 limb, and it is his leg. I love ripping heads off with his foot.
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« Reply #187 on: April 20, 2015, 05:52:13 am »
Well, I don't know how my adventurer manages to move. He has only 1 limb, and it is his leg. I love ripping heads off with his foot.
He probably uses his leg like a pogo stick, I imagine.

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Re: The Dwarf Fortress Thread
« Reply #188 on: April 20, 2015, 07:40:31 am »
The Hell Bastion has now closed off all land-bound demons. Now all I need is to build the walls all the way to the SMR.
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Re: The Dwarf Fortress Thread
« Reply #189 on: April 24, 2015, 06:28:59 am »
So somehow a werelizard got into the fort without anyone noticing and bit a beekeeper. I figured that because the bite didn't break the skin and only caused a bruise it wouldn't cause an infection. I was very wrong. nobody else got bit when he turned, but I lost three dwarves and most of the fort was layed up for a week with injuries. once they spotted him, even the children joined in on the pummeling. my one military dwarf choked the beekeeper to death while the rest of the fort kicked the living shit out of him after he had changed back. Also undead siege while all that was going on cost me a fisher dwarf.
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Re: The Dwarf Fortress Thread
« Reply #190 on: July 30, 2015, 07:00:37 pm »
Going to revive this since I've been getting back into Dwarf Fortress... and coffee. Dwarf Fortress as a coffee sipping game is up there with Civ5 and the first two Roller Coaster Tycoon games.


Anyway, my current project is my execution pit that looks like it came out of American Gladiator. Basically the concept is simple, I dig a huge pit to throw prisoners and evil shitlords down to the point that they won't be gibbed, but be bruised. The real fun comes with what the floor is made of, soap. Imagine if you will a platform suspended over some Magma Lakes, and the only way out is through a door that is unreachable for the prisoners. So they land, they go to get up, and then slide off the side and into the magma below.

Now the only problem is surviving that long and getting my hunters to do their fucking job. "CANCEL RETURN KILL: CAN'T FIND PATH BACK" the fucking kittens are better hunters then these assholes.

But I've been trying to find things to interest myself in, my fort is only two years old and I haven't had any baby snatchers. Only a Werellama Child the brutalized a human caravan that the outpost liaison was with, so I ended up getting some free shit out of the deal, but none of my Dwarves are brave enough to burn the thing so its just been festering on top of my fort now. I want to say one of my dogs started snacking on it, but I'm not sure.


It's the 5th of obsidian, in the glorious year of 126. I've finally gotten the basics down, and now my women are literally shooting out babies like its no tomorrow (one of my hammerdwarves was in a sparring match when her baby popped out. She's using it to block hits. She's a good mother. Ironically she's the one that killed the Werellama.)

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Re: The Dwarf Fortress Thread
« Reply #191 on: July 30, 2015, 09:51:15 pm »
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Re: The Dwarf Fortress Thread
« Reply #192 on: July 30, 2015, 10:56:45 pm »
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« Reply #193 on: July 30, 2015, 11:09:33 pm »
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Re: The Dwarf Fortress Thread
« Reply #194 on: July 30, 2015, 11:29:21 pm »
pls stream dwarf fortress AJ

I will bby. You want me too tonight, I can get a impromtu stream up.

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