Utterly Mad

And now for an intermission to present to you: A Day after a Night out For The Chopper Boys
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Donovan opened his eyes and saw a bird staring at him from it's perch on his head. He blinked, then mumbled "Swore I got t' bed last night after the tenth 'ottle..." He looked around, causing the bird to fly away, and spotted Yannik on ground beside the park bench he was on, butt sticking into the air for a reason Donovan was unaware of "'Ey Yannik ya' daffy basterd wake up! How in 'ell did we en' up in the park?"
Yannik woke up and immediately rearranged himself into a sitting position before looking around. "I'm the daffy basterd? What about ya' ya' layabout good for nothin' arse! I ain' the one who drank Jacky boy under a table!" Yannik shouted back at Donovan.
Donovan stood up and immediately fell over as he tripped over the lump in front of his feet that was Jacky. Donovan rolled onto his back and propped himself up on his arms and said "Speakin' of drinking how much did we take?"
Yannik stood, wobbly but keeping himself up on his feet "I dunno, at least fifteen, no twenty bottles. Why am I missin' my shirt?"
Donovan looked over and sure enough Yannik was shirtless but still had his vest on "'ell if I know Yannik, I'm still tryin' ta' figure out how we got to the park."
Jacky spoke up, still lying on the ground where he had been the entire time "Ain't the park...not OUR park, the state park it is...can I go back to sleep now?"
Donovan and Yannik looked at each other then at Jacky. "How in 'ell did we get here drunk?"
"I don't know Donovan. Can we find my hat...and my shirt...and my shoes...and my d@mn pistol." Yannik said tiredly.
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A short departure from actual cannon Royal Rose. Needless to say they imbibed quite a bit of alcohol...oh hey and a new character you'll meet soon. I need a third character....shut up.
Anyway I tried to give them more differences in speech pattern and accent. I think it was okay, but might be a bit annoying to read.
Little bit of trivia about me I guess: I've actually been called a 'daffy bastard' before, in person. It was a joke based off the conversation, the topic of which I can't remember.
edit:...no idea why I added that list bit...don't care to change it since it doesn't really matter. Hope you guys enjoy this regardless.
edit2: I use elipses too much, and f@ck you spell check I spelled that right.