I immediately leave the confines of the towers fences, by climbing over the fence as I seem to not possess a key of any kind, and begin hunting for a rabbit, knowing that it would solve all of my current inconvenient human needs. Skinning the rabbit would allow me to use it as a pouch to defecate in, therefore leaving no trace of human waste for Commie SCUM to find, it's urine filled bladder could be used as an emergency source of water, but also much better used to play pranks on any Commie SCUM I happen to find and it's meat could be used to sustain myself, while it's blood could be smeared across my face, for fun.