Utterly Mad

I immediately leave the confines of the towers fences, by climbing over the fence as I seem to not possess a key of any kind, and begin hunting for a rabbit, knowing that it would solve all of my current inconvenient human needs. Skinning the rabbit would allow me to use it as a pouch to defecate in, therefore leaving no trace of human waste for Commie SCUM to find, it's urine filled bladder could be used as an emergency source of water, but also much better used to play pranks on any Commie SCUM I happen to find and it's meat could be used to sustain myself, while it's blood could be smeared across my face, for fun.

You go running into the wilderness scrambling over the fence and running towards a rabbit. [You waste 28 Minutes doing so] After running into a clear meadow right next to the trail you begin to look for traces of rabbit, after scowering the dirt for what feels like an eternity you come up with nothing but little foot prints that lead over a cliff. Poor, fluffy suicidal b@stard; if hadn't have went over he'd have made a fine patriot... that'd you'd have sh!t on... hrm... now that you think about it that's a good example of Capitalism- before you allow those evil soviet to take your mind, a sharp pain in your gut tells you that you should probably eat something soon and relieve yourself.

She checks her compass one more time, and begins the hike to the destination. She hums an American marching song and keeps her rifle close, in case of sudden communist attacks, as is characteristic of those slippery bastards.

You head back on the trail after you decided to chase after white rabbits (maybe they had clocks?), its peaceful out. The yellow sunrise is painting the sky a beautiful golden yellow that gives everything a nice golden tint to every tree, plant, and fluttering leaves that sail through the air like old WWII fighter planes. You must've run quite a ways down the hill because you can see the tips of the pines that used to be way below you; in the air you think you smell barbeque, might be campers or a fellow ranger nearby. Hopefully they don't freak out on you with your gun out, you're just exercising your 2nd Amendment rights.

Pace: [Walking] 5(?) Hours until you arrive at your destination

Your stomach is rumbling for food, shall you feed it?

All this walking is making you thirsty

Restroom Required (I couldn't think of anything funny, so fcuk you)

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Needs

Hunger: |.|.|.-.-

Thirst: |.|.|.-.-

Sleep: |.|.|.|.|

Hygiene: |.|.|.|./

Bladder: |./.-.-.-

Bowels: |.|.|./.-

Fatigue: -.-.-.-.-

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Your Inventory [Using: Large Leather Backpack]

Weapons
Weapon: [Hunting Rifle] [7/7 Rounds] [Bolt Action] [Reload Type: Insert/Clip]
Melee/Tool: [Flashlight] [60 Turns of light] [Okay for bashing]
Ammo: [x2 Boxes of 308. (28 Bullets)]

Gear
Items:
1. [Roll of Rough Toilet Paper] [4 Uses per roll] [Great Fuel for Fire]
2. [Compass] [Current Direction: Facing North]
3. [Fever Reducer] [5 Uses left] [Doubles as pain reliever]
4. [Rope] [Currently being used as a belt]
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Food

1. [MRE] [Taste like crap] [Sodium: Causes thirst to go down by two parts] [Filling: 2 Full Bars added!]
2. [MRE] [Taste like crap] [Sodium: Causes thirst to go down by two parts] [Filling: 2 Full Bars added!]
3. [Bottles of Clean Water] [Tastes like Water] [Satiating: 2 Full Bars Added!]
4. [Bottles of Clean Water] [Tastes like Water] [Satiating: 2 Full Bars Added!]
5. [Cans of Spram] [Acquired Taste] [Sodium: Causes thirst to go down by two parts] [Filling: 2 Full Bars Added!]
6. [Cans of Spram] [Acquired Taste] [Sodium: Causes thirst to go down by two parts] [Filling: 2 Full Bars Added!]
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