Utterly Mad

"The Bars" and you: [(When a bar is "full" it will look like a straight line: | ) (When a bar is "halfway" it will look slanted like this: / ) (And finally when a bar is empty it will look like this: - )

"What's a turn?" Its a post by a player, it doesn't matter how much you do or how little you do, if you posted an action it will count to the turn counter.

These are the bars you want to keep full at all times!
Hunger: |.|.|.|.| <---- [Max: 5 Bars] [Deterioration Rate: (Normal: Every 10 turns) (When Active (AKA: Running, Climbing, etc...): Every 5 Turns)] [Description: You want these bars to be full, when the bars are full that means you're full, when only two bars are left, that means your starving. When you're starving you start to lose energy and go into survival mode, eventually you weaken enough over time and die shortly after)

Thirst: |.|.|.|.| <---- [Max: 5 Bars] [Deterioration Rate: (Normal: Every 8 turns) (When Active (AKA: Running, Climbing, etc...): Every 5 Turns)] [Description: When full these bars mean you're hydrated, when they reach 3 bars you'll dehydrate and slowly start to wear out, overheat, and become prone to sickness before dying.)

Sleep: |.|.|.|.|<---- [Max: 5 Bars] [Deterioration Rate: (Normal: Every 25 turns) (When Active (AKA: Running, Climbing, etc...): Every 10 Turns)] [Description: When full it means you're fully rested, when fully rested you can preform more 'active' feats with a bonus roll to it. But once you reach 3 bars or lower you'll start to tire before eventually blacking out when you hit zero bars.)

Hygiene: |.|.|.|.|<---- [Max: 5 Bars] [Deterioration Rate: (When Outside: Every 25 turns) (When Indoors (AKA: Running, Climbing, etc...): Every 45 Turns)] [Description: When full it means you're clean as a whistle, when at 3 bars it means you could do with a quick shower, and when its empty it means you need a good scrubbing) [Special Rules: Soiling/Wetting yourself automatically puts your Hygiene to "zero" for obvious reasons. When your Hygiene gets near 3 bars I start rolling secretly (with a negative multiplier to the roll) to see if you catch a disease; however when your hygiene is at zero I double the roll that determines if you get sick or not. So try to stay clean!]

The bars you want to keep empty!

Bladder: -.-.-.-.- <---- [Max: 5 Bars] [Increase Rate: (Normal: Every 15 turns) (When Drinking: Adds 1 part of the bar)] [Description: When empty that means you don't have to relieve yourself, when halfway you'll need to relieve yourself, when full you'll just go on the spot no matter if the pants are on or not.)

Bowels: -.-.-.-.- <---- [Max: 5 Bars] [Increase Rate: (Normal: Every 35 turns) (When Eating: Adds 1 part of the bar)] [Description: When empty that means you don't have to relieve yourself, when halfway you'll need to relieve yourself, when full you'll just go on the spot no matter if the pants are on or not.) [Special Rules: Since I'm a bastard GM you'll need toilet paper to keep yourself clean, if you run out of rolls you'll use leaves... but if you're in a cave, I guess you could say you're "sh!t out of luck". This ties into the Hygiene Bar]

Fatigue: -.-.-.-.- <---- [Max: 5 Bars] [Description: This basically shows your stamina, when climbing, running, sprinting, or anything else that requires your body to work overtime it will fill up the Fatigue bar by 1 point. When you reach max fatigue your Hunger, Sleep, and Thirst meters will start decreasing by their "active" numbers (AKA: Hunger&Thirst decrease every 5, Sleep decreases every 10.