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Re: Conflict: The Second American Civil War
« on: April 05, 2016, 08:56:19 pm »
Name: Kyle Dack
Age: 25
Occupation: Subway driver
Political Leanings: "Everything can be solved by art. Either musical, visual, or vocal. There is no need for bloodshed."
Important Family Members: Father was a world renown surgeon. Mother was FBI Operative. Uncle was a cruise line captain. Basically, Hes rich.
Assets: He has a very, VERY nice house in the northern part of Minnesota. It has a living room with an 88 plasma flat screen. An over-the-top kitchen with everything, even a machine to make dry ice. Has a decent gym and library. A full bathroom with a Jacuzzi. Has a first-aide kit under the kitchen sink. He has a 1930 Cadillac Series 452A V16 (http://www.conceptcarz.com/images/Cadillac/30-Cadillac-V16-Roadster-DV-10-MB_01.jpg), A family heirloom. Secret armory and gun rang in the basement with guns and ammo galore.
Personal Belongings: A pair of wired half-rimmed glasses, A TT-33 (https://www.gunandgame.com/attachments/tt33right-jpg.4427/) handgun in a holster with him at all times, A PTRS-41 (https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/aa/PTRS_41.jpg) anti-tank rifle in the back seat of his car, and ammo to spare. Also has a straight soprano saxophone.
Cash on Hand: $5,250.50
Background: Kyle had always been that rich kid up the hill. He had almost everything. A nice house, money, and protection. His parents were never home while he was a kid so he had to come up with ways to entertain himself, not wanting to be glued to the TV all day. He had found his parents armory when he was 12. He practiced every day. At first he couldnt hit a barn with a sniper rifle. Now he can hit a penny out of the air. With a musket. He also found hid great-great uncles saxaphone. He is now perfectly synched with it. When he was sixteen he got himself a job as a subway steward. He loved it so much, and he was so good at it, that just 6 months later he found himself conducting one. When he was 22 he found out his mother and father had been killed from a plane crash on the honeymoon. He was grieve stricken. For the next year he never  left his house. He finally came out when his friends came to see him. Now he is loving his job as a subway conductor.

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