[[I was always a Commie fuck]]
I fart so hard that I shit my britches, knowing I failed I shoot myself in the mouth and let the Capitalists win!
After praying to Lenin, Stalin, and The Holy Cabbage by my bedroll's side, I approach the notepad cautiously and look over today's events. For Mother-Russia must be awaiting for me to do something today.
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