Utterly Mad

After praying to Lenin, Stalin, and The Holy Cabbage by my bedroll's side, I approach the notepad cautiously and look over today's events. For Mother-Russia must be awaiting for me to do something today.

THE GODS ARE NOT PLEASED WITH YOUR SIMPLE PRAYER. MORE MUST BE GIVEN TO APPEASE THEM LEST THEY STRIKE HARD LIKE HAMMER AND SCYTHE.: 1d20 1

AS FOR THE BOOK, YOU FLIP THROUGH THE THICK, PROUD, COMMUNIST PAGES AND RE-READ YOUR OBJECTIVE: "SPY AND PERFORM RECON ON A NEARBY POWER STATION 50 CLICKS NORTH. GOOD LUCK COMRADE. IF YOU COMPLETE THIS MISSION, ANOTHER WILL BE FLOWN TO YOU VIA PIGEON."

I eat the blank pages of the book. Yum, knowledge. After eating the book's pages I take the Mauser, the ammo, the MRE's, the water, the hunting knife, the book, a flashlight, and the compass.

THE PAGES FIT HAPPILY INTO YOUR MOUTH, AND BY YOUR POWERFUL COMMUNIST SALIVA, YOU DISSOLVE THEM AND SWALLOW THEM INTO YOUR HAPPY BELLY.

Needs

Hunger: |.|.|.|.|

Thirst: |.|.|.|.-

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Hygiene: |.|.|.|.|

Bladder: -.-.-.-.-

Bowels: |.-.-.-.-

Fatigue: -.-.-.-.-

THE MAUSER, OH YES, THE PERFECT DESTRUCTION TOOL. YOU WILL VERY MUCH ENJOY DELIVERING SOME SWEET SOCIALISM WITH IT.

Your Inventory [Using: Cumbersome Cargo Backpack]

Weapons
Weapon: 7.63×25mm Mauser C96 [12/12 Rounds] [Semi-Automatic] [Reload Type: Clip]
Melee/Tool: 1x Hunting Knife [Great for skinning] [Great for cutting]
Ammo: 1x Box of 7.63×25mm [24 bullets in one box]

Gear (You can only take 1x of something, so if you're taking multiple items of the same type, you'd have to fill up multiple slots)
Items:
1. BOOK
2. FLASHLIGHT
3. COMPASS
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9. []
10. []

Food (Same as gear)

1. []
2. []
3. []
4. []
5. []
6. []
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8. []
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10. []

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YES. YOU ARE FEELING CONFIDENT IN YOUR GEAR.

Using the Hunting Knife I cut along the lines of the Chaos Star of Khorne that I have upon my thigh, knowing that this will please The Blood God as I steel myself for the glorious slaughter of American scum, Khorne will grant me the power of Marx himself in this most wonderful task.

[[What happens if this character dies?]]

NOW YOU'RE REALLY FEELING IT!!!!!!!!!!

YOU CUT ACROSS THE ANGLES, THE LINES, AND THE BLOOD FUSES WITH DRY AIR BY THE POWER OF YOUR KNIFE. OH IT'S HAPPENING. YOU CAN FEEL MARX BESTOWING SOMETHING UPON YOU. YOUR HEART HURT, YOUR EARS RING, AND THEN IT ALL STOPS AS YOU FINISH CUTTING OUT THE CHAOS STAR. YOU'RE NOT SURE WHAT YOU'VE GAINED, BUT YOU FEEL VERY EQUAL.: 1d20+10 25